Murdur family ft. John

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John is was laying on his bed in the happy hotel. So far in the hotel it's been a bit chaotic, Angel dust keeps hitting on John, Alastor creeps the hell out of him, husked reminded John of his dad with the alcoholism, nifty kept smothering John with her hyper energy. The only people in the building he could tolerate was Vaggie and Charlie.

John was thinking about the things he did on the surface. It's all that was on his mind, then his phone had rang on his nightstand startling John.

John sits up and picks up the phone:what do you want boss, it's like 6 am?

Blitz:I need you to come to work please it's urgent!

John:fine fine I'm going I'll be there in an hour or so

Blitz:ONE Fu-

John cuts him off and ends the call:man, this really is my punishment isn't it.

He gets up and walks out of his room while on his way out of the room he sees Vaggie in front of his room about to knock.

John:um why are you outside of my door vags?
Vaggie crosses her arms and looks up to John
Vaggie:I know your up to something John, why else would you wake up early in the morning.

Vaggie clearly hasn't trusted John ever since they first met.

John:listen if you wanted to say hi you could've just said that instead of making shit up. Besides I have work that's why.
Vaggie: what? What makes you think I like you enough to conversaste with you
She defensively said while having a angry expression.

John just walked past her and he said:listen I know you don't trust men but you don't have to come and yell at me.
Vaggie follows him but to make sure he doesn't do anything bad.
Vaggie:this has nothing to do with that

John mocked her:HA you just admitted it.
Vagggie:shut up, I can't believe I agreed to let you live here.
John:what am I making your code all men are trash break.
Vaggie:what makes you think that

John:well your following me aren't you?
Vaggie:listen I'm only making sure you aren't breaking the rules here that's it nothing behind it.

John look looks down at Vaggie as he is getting close to the entrance of the hotel.

John: you know you remind me of my coworker except she's way more insufferable.
Vaggie:I don't care who I remind you s-
John:WOAH WHATS THAT!

Vaggie quickly turned around and she saw nothing, she turned back around and John was gone.

She went outside and saw John speeding off

Vaggie:He fucking tricked me damnit this puto!

A hour later John is back at I.M.P and blitz was in his office with a angry face. Once John came up to Blitz, Blitz said angrily

Blitz:What in the fuckshit took you so long it's already 7 am!

John:excuse me sir I just live far away is all but what did you want.
Blitz:well I had an idea okay
A/n:it was Moxxies idea btw
Blitz:you can be our new bodyguard when we are not killing humans!
He did jazz hands

John:is it because I'm tall and muscular.
Blitz:exactly hot stuff you and I will give you anime posters and manga as payment.
John:you had me at anime, okay I'll do it

Blitz:great now stay outside of my office because I have to pick up m&m!
Blitz walks outside the office with John behind him. And blitz leaves with his car keys

Blitz:I'll be back loonie your in charge for now!
He smiles as he closes the door.

Loona was on the computer watching random videos. John decided to sit on the couch as he lit up cigar. Doing this peaks Loonas interest.

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