Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss X Oc

Truth seekers ft John

John was with the Imp trio in an alley way, with blitz looking into a dumpster.
Blitz:shhh remember we can't be seen.
He whispers and proceeds to create a ton of noise. Millie was laughing quietly and John facepalms.
Moxxie:pardon my words sir but your currently being the loudest.

Blitz comes up to moxxie quickly and is covered in trash.
Blitz:I said shush your dick sucking lips moxxie.
Loona opens up the portal having Millie go through it.
The rest were about to leave until blitz tackled moxxie down before a net caught him.
John:the fuck was that?

He turns to his right and sees a guy holding a net gun.
John:oh shit the FBI saw us!
A woman comes down all the way down from a building with a rope and stands in front of the portal with a sniper.

Blitz:Loona CLOSE IT!
Loona closes the portal with Millie worried about moxxie.
John and moxxie grab their guns and go for the people.
John gets caught in a net though and Moxxie gets tranquilized.
John/blitz:Moxxie!

John:cmon get this shit off me!
John struggles to get the net off of him it's wrapped around his whole upper body.
Blitz:John can you handle yourself!
John:just take moxxie okay I'll be fine!

Blitz takes moxxie over his shoulders and starts running.
John tries to block the guy from going after blitz.
John:yeah try getting past me you men in black wannabes.
John then immediately gets tranquilized from the other gun and gets knocked out himself.

Blitz was then cornered into a dead end with the two tuxedo man and woman. But blitz is pointing his gun to the two.
Blitz:Back off you tuxedo wearing fucks!
Blitz then gets tasered until he passed out. Before he passes out the guy holding the net gun speaks.

Male tuxedo:haha id like to see the suits at corporate corners losers now. That was pretty badass.
Female tuxedo:super badass.

On the other side of the portal Millie punches the wall being frustrated and worried about moxxie.
Loona was also worried about John.

Moxxie:shit, shit shit shit!
Loona:you uhh, you okay there?
Millie:what are you just sitting there the boys are in trouble open it again aren't you worried about John?!
Loona:well I am but it sounded serious blitz was using a total of 0 euphemisms innuendos and swears that means it was serious, and Johns with them.
Millie:John hasn't smoked yet Loona!

Loona:oh fuck.
Both of the girls start getting ready with Loona going into her human disguise and having blitz emergen-C bag. Millie had gotten he Axe getting ready to fuck shit up. They both go through portal and the guys in the suits and the boys were gone.

Millie:they aren't here.
Loona:damnit they even got John.
She moves Millie by picking her up and sniffs for a scent.
Loona:smells like they went this way. Cmon let's go find the dumbass trio.
She has Millie on her back and starts running toward the scent.

Then the scene cuts to Moxxie awaking from the tranquilizer and the trio are tied to the chair.
John:shit I can't believe I lost to these men in black posers

Female tux:finally awake huh? Little fella, both of your partners have been awake for a while.
Blitz:now look shitbag it takes a lot to keep me down all right I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of also I haven't strapped nipple first to a car battery- oh okay

The guy in the tuxedo got a light close to Blitz face interrupting him.
Tux guy:tell us demon scum who do you work for Satan?!
Tux girl:how did you get to our world from the afterlife?
Tux guy:why yous killing humans.
Tux girl:how'd you show up here.

John:okay can you guys stop waving the ceiling light I can't fucking think.
Blitz:yeah and also we just woke up from a very mast shock and im still feeling woozy so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this I mean everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this am I right? I want something iced bitch. Guys?