John was in the happy hotel smoking on the bar.
Husker:hey dipshit Maybe do that shit outside this is a bar for Christ sakes not a smoke bar.
John:shut up Husk I don't care Vaggie and Charlie are out right now and I'd rather smoke inside where they can't see me.
Husker:fuck it, I'm getting drunk I'm tired already and it's barley the morning.
Husker starts chugging down a bottle of beer.
John:"I wish there was a way Vaggie can stop being on my ass, she doesn't trust me one bit, why even let me in the damn hotel. Maybe I should talk to her one day"
A/n:hint for the future chapters
John looks at his phone and sees it's time for work.
John:alright I'm heading out Husker.
Husker:yeah yeah like I give a shit.
Meanwhile back at I.M.P blitz is blasting his favorite song, with the whole crew in the van. Loona was extremely annoyed, moxxie was covering his ears and Millie rolled down the window to feel the breeze. As they are about to park into their parking spot. A pink lowrider with a open roof came and stoled the spot. This makes blitz freak out a bit as he was about to crash the van, luckily he stops without crashing.
This made blitz angry
Blitz:ohhhh you suck for life do you.
He pulls out his megaphone and yells.
Blitz:LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CONDOM!
Verosika comes out of her car blowing a bubble and being unfazed.
Blitz:You have 3 GODDAM seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot-oh shitt. Verosika.
Verosika crosses her hands and blows the bubble more until it pops.
Verosika:Blitzo
Blitz: I should've known you were here I could smell fish from miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is 3 rings down!
While they are arguing John arrives to I.M.P and sees Blitz arguing with Verosika and walks up to the van at the passenger side.
John:why is blitz fighting with a random chick?
Loona:huh, you mean you haven't seen or heard of Verosika?
John:Verosika? That name sounds familiar?
John watches the argument happen
Verosika:they let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser washups, so your sister says hi.
John:ouuu that was harsh.
Blitz walks up to Verosika and continue arguing.
John notices that Loona is baffled on what she's seeing.
John:so is Verosika your favorite celebrity or something.
Loona:you have no idea all her music is awesome, but I can't believe she's here.
Blitz:A week!? No no you are not parking here for a fucking week.
Verosika:ohh you mad blitzo, you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run 3 rings to wrath and max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons.
Blitz:damnit whore you will not let that go!
John: I have a sense they dated
Verosika flips off blitz:choke on a sandpaper cock.
As Verosika walks by the van she notices John
Verosika:"have I seen that guy before?"
Blitz comes up behind Verosika:hold on you better move that condom wagon or else.
Vortex walks behind blitz with growl.
Tex:or what.
John walks in front of tex and puts his hand on Tex's chest
John:woah woah calm down big guy my boss is being and asshole over a parking spot but no need to get violent besides if he does some stupid shit I'll stop him.
Tex:oh my bad man i was just doing my job.
John:oh shit your a bodyguard too?
Verosika turns around and sees John and she finally remembers him.
Verosika:wait I know you, your that guy from that bar yesterday.
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