C.H.E.R.U.B Ft. John

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The episode starts off with John and the imp trio watching tv.

At the end Blitz shoots the tv which blows up too. Then the scene cuts to Millie complimenting blitz shot.
Millie:nice one b!
Blitz:get me another mox.
John:I don't see why you need to destroy the tv and replace it, it seems like a waste of money.
Blitz:well when did I hire you as a financial advisor, I'll do whatever the fuck I want with our tv's.

Moxxie then sways the broken tv box away while installing a new one and turns it on immediately getting scared blitz might shoot the tv next to him.
Blitz:eh not feeling it next!
Moxxie changes the channel cautiously. And it was Betty boo moving up and down with huge knockers.
Blitz:ah keep going keep going.

John:ima go smoke out the window in bored as hell.
John goes to do said thing out the I.M.P window.
After a minute John hears another explosion behind him with moxxie getting blown across the room.
Millie:woo your on a roll sir.
John:how many tvs do you even have sir?

Loona was sleeping soundly on the office chair until the ground started to shake.
Loona:uhhh guys do you feel that.
Blitz:oh shit is that a hell shake.
John:wait that's a thing in hell?
Moxxie:is that even possible.

Millie:Alright don't panic Moxxie!
She holds his arms while saying this.
Moxxie:I'm not panicking because hell quakes don't happen.

John looks out a window to see if there's anything outside causing the shaking.
John:what the fuck?
Loona:stop getting hysterical fatty! She smacks moxxie across the room having him hit the wall.
John:SHIT!
John quickly moves out of the way as a tall wacky looking demon broke through the wall. But as for moxxie he got crushed under the wall rubble.

The wacky demon:do not be afraid.
John:yeah kind of hard not to when you have robotic tentacles.
Blitz:please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie holding the axe was cautious about this demon.
Millie:who are you! And what do you want!
Loopy:I am loopty doopty dusted the inventor of all things loopy and luffy!
John:this guy seems fun and eccentric

Loona had one hand on her waist.
Loona:you could've just used the door dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Loopy:I am eccentric and therefore do eccentric shit!
John:that is a very reasonable reason to act very eccentric, this guy definitely did messed up shit.
Loopy:exactly Blackie!

John was caught off guard and didn't know how to feel
John:so this is how it feels for black people.
Blitz sniffs Loopy.
Blitz:ugh this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?

Loopy:yes! Moments ago in fact! Which is what brought me here!
Loona:just saying the front door would've gotten you here fin-
Loopy interrupts Loona.
Loopy:Shut up dear furry! This is the man I'm  gonna need you to kill.
He showed a picture of a old guy, and Loona was ready to kill him.

Blitz:wow not even a shits length of time in hell and already plotting revenge, I can respect a man with that sort of passion. I'm blitz the O is silent.
John:wait you have a O?
Loopy:what O?

Blitz:oh thank you now what's the Tea sis?
Loopy:Tea!??

Moxxie was still under the rubble suffering.
Moxxie:Guys help!

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