Havest moon festival Ft. John

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John was sleeping soundly on his bed in the Hazbin hotel. Until his phone rings scaring John awake, and falling to the ground.
John:ow fuck..it's 8 am who the hell is calling me!
John looks at his phone and it's blitz.
John:goddamnit what does he want.

John picks up the phone and with a tired voice he says.
John:what Blitz.
Blitz:Come outside you tall fuck were going to hillbilly town!
John:the fu- wait are you outside of where I live.
Blitz:yeah hurry up too I see a blond chick and a aggravated moth coming up to me.
John:OH FUCK!
John runs as fast he can to the outside.

Meanwhile Charlie started speaking to blitz.
Charlie:um excuse me, why are you parked outside of our hotel, are you looking to come rehabilitate?

Blitz:rehabilitate oh no, if it couldn't fix my ex it for sure shit work on me, I'm just here to pick up my bodyguard.
Vaggie:is it Alastor I told you we shouldn't involve ourselves with the radio demon Charlie, he's working with a murder operation!

Loona:I don't see what's wrong with killing a few bad people I think your being over dramatic.
Vaggie:wait you kill people as in humans!

John comes to the front panting. And he jumps in the I.M.P car and he yells to blitz in the car.
John:FUCKING DRIVE HURRY!
Blitz:oh shit I'm going!

Blitz starts driving off as fast as he could. Vaggie and Charlie were looking at each other.
Charlie:was that John?
Vaggie:it couldn't be that he works with them right?
Charlie:oh maybe it's just he's threatening them or something.
Vaggie:that better be it if it's not I'm going to kill him.

John was in the back of the van with Millie and moxxie and he looked extremely pissed.
John:How in the fuck! Did you find out where I lived, Loona!
Loona:hey don't look at me I didn't tell him anything.

Blitz:well I just have the power to sense where all my employees live.
John:you looked through loonas computer didn't you.
Blitz:Fuck how'd you know.
John:why'd you have to even pick me up.

Moxxie:what's wrong with that, are you not proud of where you work.
John:moxxie you should know I love killing bastards and also those demons don't know where I work and id like to keep it that way.

Millie:so your living 2 lives?
John:yeah and now that I think about it, this is how exactly my situation on earth was, except you guys know. But anyways where the hell are we going.

Millie:we are going to my hometown!
John:really but why are all of us going?
Blitz:well there's a harvest moon festival and that rich prick invited us and I figured it be fun for the whole family!

John:well I guess it'll be interesting to see how Millie used to get down.

Then the scene cuts to the gang coming up to Millie's parents who are waving to them. Blitz stops the car and Millie comes out happy to see her parents.
Millie:Mama! Daddy!
Millie hugs Both of her parents.

Millie's dad:yeehaww how's my diddlity little pumpkin spice doing!
Millie: I'm good pa! Thanks for letting us stay here for the harvest jamboree.
Millie's mom:it's no trouble we know your not making as much anymore ever since y'all went freelance.

Millie:freelance pays well ma! We're doing just fine! It's fine.

Moxxie is struggling to pick up the suitcase that was on the ground. And Millie was coming to moxxie to reintroduce them to him.
Mille:anyway y'all remember my husband moxxie.
She shoves moxxie to her parents, and they look like they didn't like moxxie.

Moxxie:greetings Lin, Joe! How've you Been uhh with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here
Moxxie was nervous.
Joe:we lost our old farmhead to one of tarots last week.
Moxxie:Hehehe o-oh crumbs. My bad. Heh I'm so sorry sir I didn't mean to open that wound sir

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