Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss X Oc

John and Vaggie

John and the crew just came back through the portal, doing another assignment from a client and John high fives Millie and moxxie. Blitz came through with hype energy

Blitz:let's fucking go 3 assignments in a row!

John;woo that felt so damn good, I loved seeing you too just beat and stab the hell out of that pedo while I held him!

Millie:Yeah it felt so great!
Moxxie:Yeah and then you John the way you riddled that lady with bullets it was amazing!
Blitz:I'd say this day deserves a little party.

John:sounds good I'l- oh shit. ughh I forgot boss I can't stay here for long I have to go back to my hotel.
Blitz:what why do you have some sort of cerfew or some shit?

John:no it's just today it's someone's birthday over there and I do have to repay said person for letting me live there.

Millie:aw that's unusually nice of you.
John:what do you mean I'm always nice.
Moxxie:yesterday you laughed at me when I struggled to pick up a heavy box.
John:can you blame me it was funny as fuck.
Blitz:and you just proved your own point dumbass.

John:blitz shut up at least I don't invade their privacy.

Loona came in the room
Loona:you guys took a while to come back.
Blitz:Loonie, your worried about me?!
Blitz smiled out of excitement.

Loona:ugh no it's just you guys longer than usual is all.
John takes off his suit jacket because it is covered in blood. And he gives it to loona.
Loona:why are you giving me your bloody jacket.
John:because I don't have time to clean it I'll repay you soon. Now see ya.

John quickly left the building before Loona could say anything to him
Loona:Are your fucking with me!
She growled.

John was in his car with a small present box on the passenger seat. Before he started driving he quickly put some cologne while putting fabreeze all over his body, to get rid of the blood scent.

After he does that he starts driving his way to happy hotel.

*Flashback*

John was talking to Alastor.
John:do you ever not smile?
Alastor:the same reason you never stop smoking my tall fellow.
John:touché.

Charlie then comes up to John and Alastor.
Charlie:hey you guys. Um can I ask you both a favor, tomorrow is vaggies birthday so I was thinking that we could throw a little party for her.
Alastor:ouu a party don't mind if I do I will be glad to be the host of this party!

John:really? How old is Vaggie going to be?
Charlie:well I believe she's going to be 23. And al can you please tone down your magic stuff when it's her party I think she'd rather it be normal and not you know weird.
Alastor:hmmmm although nothing is hell is normal I will oblige to it.

John:I don't know if I'll come to be honest you know work and stuff"I just don't want to deal with inevitable chaos"
Charlie:cmon John I know you and Vaggie have your differences but you don't know maybe this could help her out more trust towards you.

*montage incoming*
A/n:trying something new here

John smokes outside his window and Vaggie bursts in angrily.
Vaggie:your why it always smells like smoke!
John:It's just a quick puff jeez.
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John is being bothered by angel dust. On the lobby couch
Angel:cmon it'll be quick.
John:no I'm not letting you suck my dick you damn whore.
Angel:ouu getting aggressive I like it.

John:ughhh this hotel is going to make me a alcoholic.
John:I'd rather murder a infant than fuck you Angel.
Vaggie heard that and gave him a angry look.
John saw her look and thought
John:"goddamnit."
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John drinks with Husker at the bar.
John:I don't even know why I'm at this hotel this feels more like hell than whatever goes on outside.
Husker:whatever you came on your own I was fucking persuaded.
John:by cheap booze.
Husker:hey any booze is good booze