Ex's and oohs Ft John.

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The scene starts with Loona, John and Moxxie at the meeting table. Chilling. But moxxie was moving around like he wanted to say something.
Moxxie:you know I checked the scale today. And it said I lost 2 pounds last week.
Loona looked up and down then rolled her eyes.

John:so your working out now or something?
Moxxie:well yes but not that I need too because I'm am not Fat!

Then Millie burst in the room holding her coffee mug that was broken from last time. And each step she took shook the floor. She threw her mug near Loona on the table making the table shake. But somehow It didn't break. Millie pushed a button and a cardboard cutout and she starts attacking it. Like a Wild animal.

John:if she starts coming after us I'm dipping.
Moxxie:millie honey everything okay?
She turns around hissing like a snake.
John:okay she's officially the one woman I'm genuinely scared of.

Millie then calms down as bit looking at moxxie.
Millie:yeah, just. Bumped into an ex
Moxxie:Oh, oh.
John:okay now that outburst makes sense.
Millie:he just kept going on about he has money now and a bright future and a bigger cock.
John/Moxxie:wait what?

Mille came down the cardboard and she continues on.
Millie:everytime I see his stupid face I can't help but I just need too ngaa!

She punched the cabinet next to her and a bunch of pictures fall on the ground. John and moxxie goes to see it. Meanwhile blitz is talking to a client, he came out of his office.
Blitz:Hey what the fuck is up with all this noise I'm talking to a client.

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir I'll get it all clean- what is this?
John picks one of them up and he drops it quickly and he wiped his eyes.
John:WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THESE! God damnit now I can't look at moxxie or Millie in the eye for the whole damn week.
Blitz:Hey careful with the pictures and it's research go science you two pout it back and alphabetize them.

John puts his hands up and backs away.
John:that's all you okay. I saw one of you getting pegged Im not going deeper into that rabbit whole.

Moxxie:fine it's understandable.
John then heard a helicopter and he looks out the window. With blitz and the love duo joining his curiosity.
John:uh why is there a helicopter there?

Then the helicopter spears the side of the building and the wall breaks. Loona in the back was already over it.
Blitz:Satans ass crack enough with the wall shit we have a door!

Then all the pictures blitz had started flowing out into the city.
John:well it sucks to be those demons.
Blitz:My research!

The helicopter close in a bit pushing out a ramp for the crew to walk on. A shark demon pilot comes out to the ramp to call out.
Shark pilot:I.M.P right this way please!
Moxxie:uh sir what's going on.

John pulled out his 1 golden gun and his dagger out, moxxie pulled out his pisto. And Millie had her knife ready
Blitz:oh don't worry it's just some fancy schmuck from greed wanting to do business with us.

The deadly squad came on the ramp and started walking to the helicopter.
Moxxie: uh sir I don't think this is a good idea.
Blitz:it'll be fine now get your asses moving.

Blitz shoves Millie and moxxie inside the helicopter, John sat next to Millie while Blitz sat next to moxxie. Millie checks the seatbelts which was broken.

Millie:is this thing safe?
Shark guy :don't worry we are professionals.
And they proceed to break Through another wall.

John then was chewing some bubblegum while laying back.
The imp trio look at John confused.
John:what I can't chew gum?
Blitz:well it's just we've noticed you haven't really smoked all day.

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