The scene starts with Loona on her desk reading a magazine and drinking. She opens the portal on accident. Through the open portal came a falling tree. And guys head being thrown through the portal. Moxxie came up from the tree leaves and he was holding up a chainsaw. Blitz came through with a axe.
Blitz:wo! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks.
John came through with his dagger with a smirk.
John:The more the fucking merrier!
Millie came through like a crab and had her axe in her mouth.
Millie:ahhhhh! I feel so jazzed up!
Moxxie:well you better stay jazzed. Babe because guess where I'm taking you tonight.
Blitz:don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence moxxie besides drinks are on me tonight let's hit up the new dine down the street!
Moxxie came out of the tree.
Moxxie:actually sir it's our one year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the lust ring!
Millie:no way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie:yeah well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie jumps on moxxie excitedly.
Millie:moxxie!
And she kisses his cheek and they soon start making out
John:one year anniversary wow I thought you two have been together for longer than that, but congrats guys.
Moxxie:thank you John I'll teach you my secrets one day when you have someone. And I'm sorry sir maybe another time.
Blitz:no it's fine I can come with the two of you help you celebrate your boring as monogamy.
John:uh blitz you can't it's their anniversary they're supposed to spend the day together.
Blitz:exactly and im going to help them.
John quickly grew tired of blitz's nonsense.
John:moxxie how did you deal with this guy for so long?
Moxxie:I don't know and besides sir it's reserved for us.
Blitz:uh-huh
Moxxie:just us
Blitz:mm hm
Moxxie:without you there explicitly without you there.
Blitz:ill wear something nice it's a big deal after all, see you love bugs later!
Blitz left the room whistling. Moxxie was getting upset over this.
John:well good luck with that mox I would try my best to help you but I feel like I would only feed the flame.
Millie:relax sweetie don't let him get to you today
Millie:let's just go home and clean this blood out.
The lovey dovey duo go out holding hands.
John:well at least Mox will have fun before he has to deal with blitz.
John then gets a text from Tex and so does Loona.
John:oh shit Tex just invited me to a party.
Loona:huh you too, he just invited me.
John:well you gonna go?
Loona:well I have nothing better to do and besides sounds like everyone will be gone for today.
John:ah great when did he say it was again?
Loona looks at her phone.
Loona:hm he said it's going to be at 8 so we have the whole day to ourselves.
John: yeah it seems like it, fuck now it's going to feel so damn long before the party starts, you down to watch anime?
Loona:depends. Is it dark?
John:Well berserk is more than dark trust me.
Loona:awesome alright I'll set up the computer.
Then a knock on the door comes from the I.M.P door. Loona was going to open the but John signaled he will get it. When John goes over to see who's at the door he opens it and what he sees shocks him enough to slam the door shut.
John:how the fuck did she find me..
Loona:you good? Who's at the door?
Blitz comes in the room again holding outfits around his arms.
Blitz:John your dead lung prick don't slam the door on our damn clients!
John:I'm sorry blitz is just-
Blitz:no buts we get our job done and since Millie and moxxie went home me and you will deal with it!
Blitz moves John out the way and he opens the door with a smile.
Blitz:hi there I'm extremely sorry miss for my employees rude behavior, come on in and we can talk in my office.
???:thank you, and it's alright it's not his fault he freaked out.
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