Hours have pass and the extermination has ended. John survived a day in hell, and now he deal with the crews shenanigans.
John was asleep on the couch Millie was sleeping on. He was given a black tux with a red tie. As more Millie she was informed of the new guy in the team and she took it really well and was excited to have another person on the team. John is sitting next to Loona kicking up his feet
The whole team was having a meeting in the office.
Blitz walks along the planning board with his loud boots.
Blitz:now I know that business a bit slow lately..a-and it's no one's fault not naming any names..moxxie.
Moxxie makes a bitch what face.
Blitz:so does anyone have any ideas to get business drumming up again.
Millie:oou what about a car wash.
Blitz:this is hell Millie no one cares about keeping cars clean here okay
John:how about make a billboard pretty basic marketing.
Blitz:I was about to say that took the words right out of my mouth John!
Blitz had sparkles in his eyes
Moxxie:we can't afford the billboard sir.
Blitz goes up to moxxie and Hug him.
Blitz:thank you mox really glad your here.
Then he proceeds to push him out of the way comedically
Blitz: have you guys forgot what kind of service we provide.
Blitz turns on the tv that was there and it showed blitz smashing someone's head in with a guitar. Moxxie shooting a tied up figure with a shotgun.. Loona biting down and shaking a guy. Millie slicing someone's head cleanly then laughing.Then John riddling the guy with pistol bullets.
Blitz eating popcorn: ahh those were the good times.
Moxxie facepalming: I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most our salaries on an obnoxious tv ad last week one that you additionally paid to have run for 3 hours on a channel nobody watches.
John:wait he did what now
Blitz:uh hey what obnoxious about a super fun jingle. It's a fun distraction when an advertisements spitting bullshit
John:well he's not lying about that hell I kind fell for some of it.
Blitz:see John gets it.
John:yeah but we will have to talk about what you did with my money Blitz.
John crossed his arms
Millie:people love musicals sir. Millie said with full confidence
Blitz:EXACTLY millie, and we're basically doing a musical. He does jazz hands with a smile
Blitz turns to moxxie: your gonna crush my dreams just like my dad did.
Moxxie:sir-
Blitz:cuz right now all I see is just my dad asshole talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. He acts very dramatic.
Millie leans a bit to moxxie:are you trying to crush his dreams moxxie?
Moxxie:I-what?
Millie comes up close to him with her tail swaying foward:I thought I knew you.
John:"I envy those too very much"didn't know you had it in you to do that moxxie. He said calmly but clearly teasing him
Blitz:I can't believe you moxxie after I made you employee of the month. Showing picture frame of moxxie being employee of the month.
Moxxie:I'm sorry sorry a commercial jingle is not comprable to musical theater, nobody actually likes the jingles
Millie:I liked it
Moxxie pointed to her:don't- don't agree with him in front of me.
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