the love of paradise (ranpo x reader)

the test

As soon as i woke up i went to my phone and call the agency i got lack of sleep for thinking what my decision will be

"Good morning miss y/n" i got startled because of this darn brunette already know who i was without me speak a word "ehh? How'd you know?"

"Your the only person i gave the agency's number soo~" he has a point "oh i see"

"Well I'm guessing you called to accept the job" i nod even though he doesn't see me right now "yes"

"Well then that's settled I'll text you the address" and he ended the call after a while i received a text Which i guess was the address

"Well I'll have to take a bath first" i walk into the bathroom and do what others do if they're inside the bathroom

(Time skip)

I looked at the address and the building making sure this was the right address but since I have trust issues i went to the cafe i realized was there and i thought it would be rude if i didn't order something and just ask then right away

As soon as i enter the café i smelled coffee which seems to be relaxing for sort of Reason "hello ma'am what is our pleasure for you?"

"Oh can i have one cup of coffee please" "alright miss would it be take out or you'll drink it here?"

"Take out please" i said politely with a smile "alright lucy could you get a coffee" the females said to this red hair female she seemed quite young

"Um miss do you perhaps know where the detective agency is?" I asked sweatdropping "oh it's in the 4 floor of this building miss"

"Thank you so much miss" i said as the girl with red hair which i assumed it lucy gave me the coffee "oh thank you so much" i gave them the payment of the coffee "your welcome ma'am"

"Well goodbye" i said walking out of the cafe 'hmm fourth floor huh' i entered the door 'oh there's an elevator' i went inside the elevator "hm this coffee taste really good that cafe might become my favourite cafe right now" i said and i entered the agency door but i was visited with a not inviting site

"GIVE ME THE PRESIDENT OF I'LL KILL THIS GIRL" a ginger said pointing a gun at the girl "psst y/n" I turned to face a face that's familiar with me and i quickly hide with the infamous brunette "what's happening?" I asked "well this boy is threatening us on killing the girl if we don't show him the president and worst is the president is at a business trip"

"Oh i see I'll try to stop him" i said "wait what bu-" i put a finger in the brunette's Mouth "shhh he will hear you" i remove the finger to his mouth and stand up "huh? WHO ARE YOU YOUR NOT FROM THE AGENCY"

"Ohh I'm just someone that danger loves~" i said smiling the ginger seemed to be startled by my reaction "but I'm afraid your gun seems to have no bullets" the gingers eyes widened even more "ho-how"

"Simple detuction" before my father died he teach me how to be observing to everything which is why i detuct that this persons gun doesn't have a bullet plus it's not loaded

I walked closer to the ginger "s-STOP RIGHT THERE" he pointed the gun that doesn't even have a bullet in it to me

Instead of stop waking i got closer and closer to him and i kicked the gun out of him "you should learn to keep your guard more higher you can't even Dodge my kick" and i punched him

Seconds later "YOU PASS THE TEST Y/N!!" I got confused "wh-what?" The brunette came closer to me "well that was all a test and acting" i got totally lost "ac-acting?"...."wait" i looked at the ginger head "OMG I'M SO SORRY" i came closer to him and help him up "oh it's-it's alright"

"You punch him hard there" the brunette chuckled "THIS TEST WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS LONG NOW I'M OUT OF SCHEDULE" i saw the blonde man shout "is he always like that?"

"Yes he always follow his 'ideal' which makes him boring but easy to tease and annoy" the brunette said and i felt an arm in my shoulders and turn around to see who it was "congratulations your part of the agency now" when i observed her face she looked quite hot and pretty

I slapped myself mentally for saying that "oh uh yes thank you uhm-" i said not knowing her name "oh my where's my manner's I'm yosano akiko but you can call me akiko and that is kunikida doppo I'm pretty sure you already met dazai" and he looks at a certain male who's with a cute kid "that's atsushi and kyoka" he looks at the ginger i punch earlier i saw the girl who was held hostage earlier clinging to him

"That's tanizaki and that's her sister naomi" i sweatdrop when she said 'sister' "they're siblings..??" She nods "yes.. anyways LET'S DO A PARTY FOR OUR NEW MEMBER"

I already have a bad feeling about this but they're nice people

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