the love of paradise (ranpo x reader)

morning

Warning
-mention of inappropriate stuff y'know like sex
-i don't concord disturbing or disgusting words that you guys may be uncomfortable of in this chap

I yawn as i sit up to my bed after analyzing my surroundings i realized someones hand is on my waist

"Eh?!" I look to see who it is but i was met with a peaceful sleeping face of ranpo he looks so cute like this...but the it suddenly hits me

...WHY AM I IN BED WITH HIM!

I was about to push him away the bed and confront him when i remember that i agreed to let him because i was not in my right mind

Then i heard the bed shifting and ranpo sit up while yawning

I was just looking at him like an idiot then i realized his hair is messier and his clothes are loosen reaveling his shoulder he look cuter like this I'd probably like him more if he wasn't such a pain in the ass but I'll admit he looks sexy he look prettier than womans right now

"Uhm are you gonna keep staring at me like your gonna eat me right now?"

"H-huh? Oh uh sorry i got lost in thoughts" 'wait did he just say i look like I'm ready to eat him wait what- what does that supposed to mean'

'wait why am i even talking with myself this is pointless it's not like someone is gonna talk back to me like an idiot in my head'

I heard a growling sound from ranpo

"Oh your hungry... I haven't cooked yet" 'because i was in my fantasy dream earlier i forgot what happened but i know it was a great dream because i got more sleep '

'It's been so long since i sleep this peaceful though maybe it has something to do with ranpo literally cuddling with me when i woke up'

"I guess I'll cook now so mister pretty princess can eat" i said jumping out of the bed

"Hey I'm not a princess I'm way more prettier than them like your imagining in your head" i froze when he said those

"Excuse me?" Then i saw him already wearing his glasses when i turned around to face him

"What I used my ultra-deduction and it says that"

"I- just shut up" i said while going out of the room while slamming the door shut

When i was outside i saw yosano and the president in our apartment with dazai

Soon after ranpo also got out of bed and saw them

"Hm? Hey guys" ranpo greeted them

When they turned their head to us they froze

"Uh are they okay?" I asked ranpo in a hush whisper

"I don't know" he replied

~dazai's pov~

Wow my plan worked better than i expected they literally looked like they just fucked eachother because of ranpos figure who has his clothes well technically my clothes loosen in his shoulder and seems like he has a bruise there probably y/n when accidentally punching him in his sleep because she's a little aggressive in her sleep and always moves which is annoying when we both still haven't gotten a second bed when she first got to our apartment we had to share one because neither of us don't like the couch

And the look on the president's face and yosano is priceless i pictured it when no one is looking

"What happened to them dazai and why are they here?" Y/n asked me

"Well they asked on where ranpo is because he didn't go home and i told them he's here so they're waiting for him to wake up"

"And i think they thought you guys had sex right now because uh look at yourself you two are messy looking"

"And i also planned this but this is better than what i thought would actually happen "

~y/n's poc~

I had some time to process what dazai said

"Wait what..we both looked like what-" i looked at ranpo who seems to have bruises and some purple bruises in him which i guess is my fault because i always move when sleeping which is why dazai just took the couch that they we both got the same apartment because i kicked him when i was asleep leaving a bruise on his face

I don't understand though did ranpo not feel me kicking or punching him in my sleep that he was still in my bed when i woke up

"I- what the hell did you two did it?" Yosano and fukuzawa asked in a unison

"What!? No i just accidentally kicked him or punch idk when i was asleep i swear we didn't!?"i said in panicked while my face turns red from embarrassment

Ranpo didn't even know what this 'it' thing because he doesn't even bother deducting it because he knows he will not like it

"Well I don't know if i should be disappointed or relieve" yosano said

"What does that supposed to mean"

"Nothing" she said

"...idk if it's nothing but okay"

"Let's just go ranpo get your clothes and give dazai back his clothes" fukuzawa said standing up

"Okay! But I'm hungry though can we eat something when walking back?"

"Sure"

(Time skip)

Ranpo and the others has finally left

"So can you cook now I'm hungry "

".. sure what do you want" i replied

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Btw wanna know why ranpo is cuddling you when you where asleep

It's because you where kicking and smacking him ofcourse and he cuddled you so you wouldn't move that much and he also don't have his pillow but mainly because he just wanted to cuddle you

Well this chapter is cringe :'| sorry about that this reminds me of 2018 writing skills of mine💀