the love of paradise (ranpo x reader)

april fools

If your april Fools has already passed then this is considered as a late april fools chapter

But it's still april Fools here so yes

And this is not part of the present rn line this takes place at where you have known everyone in the agency long enough to know everything about them and their personality(except dazai but you see him as a womanizer but he's your best pal in the agency)

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Since it was April Fools right I decided to prank the others plus the port mafia.. With dazai's help

Me and dazai where preparing our prank "wait how do we prank Ranpo I'm sure he'd figure us out" I ask dazai

"You'll pretend to confess to him" he said "...... What?! "

"What do you have any idea on what to prank him" he ask "let's switch his candy's with fish" I said tryna avoid doing the prank

"Lame~" dazai said in a lazy voice "shut up 'Mr. I'm good at prank'"

"Well I guess we could change the prank" he said "yes finally I thought you where gonna force m-"

"Just be lovey-dovey with me to make him jealous" he said cutting my words

"..... That's worse but why would he be jea-" before I finished dazai put his index finger to my mouth to shush me "just trust me"

".. Fine" I said

"YAY anyways let's go prank the other's now before Ranpo but incase he walk pass us or see us flirt with me" he said I sigh in disappointed but not really surprise I mean it's dazai so

(Time skip)

'On our first prank we changed the president's ringtone to cat theme and put cat ears in his hair and make it his wallpaper'

Fukuzawa just opened his phone and he saw himself with white cat ears in his wallpaper "what the-"

Mori who was behind him "ohh what a cute photo don't you think fukuzawa-dono? "

"No Sherlock" (idk if fukuzawa curse💀)

Fukuzawa open his chat to ask his members who changed his wallpaper but saw his keyboard also cat theme with him feeding cats while they surrounded him ".... Where do they get this"

"I didn't know you liked cats" Mori said

'Meanwhile me and dazai'

"Alright call his phone" I said

"On it you don't have to tell me what to do" he said as he type fukuzawa's number

'Back with the two milf's'

Suddenly fukuzawa's phone rang or meow much to his horror all his contact picture are cat's

While Mori just keep saying its cute

(Btw he didn't remove the theme)

'After pranking fukuzawa'

"I think we embarrassed him in front of the old hag" I said "yea I mean look at his face it's pink"

"Next up kunikida" I chimed in

"Yes this will be fun" dazai said pulling out a fake blood pack and rub it to him and poured some on me so he'll think we where going to die and will cause him to Panic and we'll steal his ideal and write cheesy poem in it then everyone will think his romantic or something

(I'mma skip all the prank rn because I'm too lazy but I'll explain/tell what you guys pranked the others)

Joichiro: 'kidnapped his sister prank'

Kenji: 'told him that cow can make chocolate milk'

Atsushi: 'puts many cats inside his room and put a note saying "I brought your family in your house"'

Kyoka: 'told her that atsushi and Akutagawa is her real parents to leave her confuse'

Yosano: 'told her that dazai is willing to let her heal him so we gave her the address of a random place where there's no one and she thought it was real and went there to find out we only prank her'

Pm members

Mori: 'change his entire theme to adult woman's'

Chuuya: 'exploded his entire collection of motor and cars'

Akutagawa: 'dazai wanted to prank him about him saying his proud of him but I thought it was mean to no we didn't prank him'

Kouyou: 'send her chuuya's educational sound which I found and rn dazai won't stop listening to it'

(Too lazy for the others )

"Already done finally" I said

"Wait ranpo's coming" I heard dazai said and he quickly lifted my chin up and pulled my face closer to his which made me blush but since I know he like chuuya even when his denial I didn't think much of it

"You have such a pretty eyes y/n-chan~ and soft lips~ I wonder what it taste like" dazai said while I'm tryna flirt back and keep a flirty face

"Why don't you taste it then~" I said in a flirty and seductive tone I can use

"Omg mommy?" Then dazai realize he messed up and decided to fix it

"Yours voice so hot I wonder what that sounds when your beneath me~"

Then we both felt ranpo's stabbing glare at us especially dazai

Then I felt someone's hand pull me

"Excuse me but we have a job to do" ranpo said clearly irritated

"Wait we have-? " I ask as he pulled me away from dazai

"No I was just lying" he said without hesitation

"Eh why would you lie? " i ask not really sure I'm guessing dazai's stupid plan worked but not the way I'm expecting i expected him to be disgusted by us or something

".....you don't need to know"

"Okay?"

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Yay I'm done ^^ sorry for not making some chapters for a while rn