People with a [P] next to their names are a Platonic interest.
People with a [R] next to their names are a romantic interest!
[Multiple romantic interest included]
COON AND FRIENDS
Kyle Broflovski[R]
AS
[THE HUMAN KITE]
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"SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMAN!"
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HUMAN KITE
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"This is probably the first time I'll ever agree with someone"--y/n
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Dovahkinn[R]
AS
[THE NEW KID/BUTTLORD]
':D'
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NEW KID/BUTTLORD
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"How the fuck did you do that outloud?"--y/n
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Eric Cartman[P]
AS
[THE COON]
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"I'm not letting a goddamn bitch play!"
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THE COON
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"Ah poo"--y/n
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Craig Tucker[R]
AS
[SUPER CRAIG]
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"You must be ecstatic to meet the powerful hero, Super craig"
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SUPER CRAIG
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"Im not, but if you pay me five dollars then I'll be super 'ecstatic' "
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Clyde Donovan[R]
AS
[MOSQUITO]
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"You're not as pretty as the Rasins girls"
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MOSQUITO
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"And you're not as handsome as that one blond dude that was in juvie for most of his childhood, don't see me complainin' do ya?"--y/n
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Jimmy Valmer[P]
AS
[FAST PASS]
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"W-w-wanna hea-hear a joke?"
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FAST PASS
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"I swear to anything up there if you tell me a Ur mom joke or a Deez nuts joke I'm gonna be furious"--y/n
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Scott Malkinson[R]
AS
[CAPTAIN DIABETES]
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"Are you alright citizen!"
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CAPTAIN DIABETES
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"MY DIK FELL OFF—"--y/n
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FREEDOM PALS
Timmy Burch[P]
AS
[DOCTOR TIMOTHY]
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YOU ARE READING
"𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫"
Fanfiction"that's a gay ass costume ngl, what? Man just because I was almost stabbed doesn't mean I won't slander someone" A South park X reader THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE™
