WELCOME TO THE SYSTEM!
"what the fuck"
You stared at the white bold letters In Front of you, eyes completely wide open in slight confusion.
You opened your mouth once again to ask another question, which mostly would've been ' who the fuck ' but instead got cut off again by the AI voice, staring at the big white bold letters that presented on the pitch black abyss a few ways away.
›QUESTIONS
ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO
BE ASKED AT
THIS TIME.
›PLEASE WAIT
FOR THE OPTIONS TO FINISH LOADING
SO YOU CAN ASK A QUESTION, FOR NOW
WE WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU.
You kept your mouth shut doing as the AI voiced lady told you to do.
You could've moved your limps but didn't want to at that time so you didn't and left them laying limply at your side, still continuing to stare at the big bold letters.
›YOU AMONGST
BILLIONS OF
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO GO THROUGH A
SPECIAL COURSE.
›YOU HAVE NO
SAY IN THIS,
WHETHER YOU WANT
TO OR NOT,
YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS.
›YOU CAN HOW
EVER GET OUT
OF THIS QUICKLY THOUGH!
›IT'S EASY AND
SIMPLE AS IF
YOU WERE
MAKING A
MUD PIE IN THE
MOST MUDDIEST
PLACE.
›ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS
GET UP TO 100%
FOR EACH
CHARACTER.
›IF YOU ARE
WONDERING
WHO THESE
' CHARACTERS '
ARE I WILL PROVIDE
A LIST BELOW.
›Kyle Broflovski
ALSO KNOWN AS
[THE HUMAN KITE]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:10%
Dovahkiin
ALSO KNOWN AS
[THE BUTTLORD]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:0%
Eric Cartman
ALSO KNOWN AS
[×FATASS×]
[THE COON]
CURRENT PLATONIC PERCENTAGE:4%
Craig Tucker
ALSO KNOWN AS
[SUPER CRAIG]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:2%
Clyde Donovan
ALSO KNOWN AS
[MOSQUITO]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:16%
Jimmy Valmer
ALSO KNOWN AS
[FAST PASS]
CURRENT PLATONIC PERCENTAGE:13%
Scott Malkinson
ALSO KNOWN AS
[CAPTAIN DIABETES]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:23%
Timmy Burch
ALSO KNOWN AS
[DOCTOR TIMOTHY]
CURRENT PLATONIC PERCENTAGE:17%
Kenny McCormick
ALSO KNOWN AS
[MYSTERION]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:2%
Tolkien Black
ALSO KNOWN AS
[TUPPERWARE]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:0%
Tweek Tweak
ALSO KNOWN AS
[WONDER TWEEK]
CURRENT ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE:1%
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"𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫"
Fanfiction"that's a gay ass costume ngl, what? Man just because I was almost stabbed doesn't mean I won't slander someone" A South park X reader THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE™
