LOVESTRUCK // Slashers x Fem Reader

Chapter 12 - Man, Fuck These Ghosts

(A/N - Sorry to interrupt the chapter, but I have a few words I'd like to say beforehand.

First of all, sorry for not updating yesterday, I was very busy. I also won't be able to update tomorrow. My apologies.

Second, though this book was originally for slashers, I found that there's a lot of other general horror characters I want to include. 

Again, please excuse the interruption. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming!)

 Stu donned a silly grin on his face and laughed, "You should ask Billy to Explain. I'm no good at that." You stare at him for a long minute and sigh.

"Diamond, stay there. I'm going to get some medical supplies to patch you up. Speaking of, Freddy. I believe it's time to get those bandages off your head. All of you, watch Stu while I'm gone."

You disappeared into your room to collect medical supplies, and out in the living room, conversation continued as normal.

"Your roommate's pretty hot." Chucky stated casually. Diamond was leaned against the wall heaving deep breaths, and flung a dark stare in the doll's direction. Freddy smirked, and nodded in mild agreement.

"Not sure a rubber dick is gonna do much for her though, Chuck. I mean come on. Considering how tiny you are, I don't think you're carrying a very reasonably sized package." Freddy joked.

Chucky shot him an annoyed glare, "The size ain't what matters, asshole. It's what you do with it."

Diamond gagged in disgust, "Can you both stop please? That's really horrible of you to say."

"It's a compliment, shithead. I'd expect you to understand. And don't tell me you ain't thought what we're sayin'. You can't keep your damn eyes off her." Chucky responded accusingly.

Stu laughed again at the argument, "Geez, you guys are sick! So how long have you known Ms. L/N?"

Chucky raised an eyebrow at the name, "What did you call her? Why are you being so formal?"

"Uhm, duh. My parents told me to always respect my elders? And she's my elder? She's got 8 years on me. She's 28, after all." Stu explained.

Freddy and Chucky stared in awe at the statement. Quiet filled the room for near 15 seconds before Chucky broke the awkward silence.

"28??? She's 28 years old? She looks like 19!" His jaw had dropped.

Diamond raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Impressive, isn't it? She's always looked young. I remember when I met her back in fourth grade, she looked like a second grader. I mean, I only looked a little older, but I am older than her, so it really doesn't count. I still looked my age."

"How old are you???" Shouted the doll.

"29. My birthday is..." he paused before reading the date on the calendar. April 19th, 1980. " June 14th. It's coming up in about two months. It should fall on a Friday this year, I think."

Chucky furrowed his brow, then chuckled, "Well, guess I have no room to judge anyone for how they look. Technically, my body is what... Two years old? But I'm actually about... 64, I think. Give or take. You lose track when your soul is in a different body."

Everyone stared. This time, it was Diamond who broke the stunned silence, "You're 64, and you called my 28 year old best friend hot? Dude, that's so gross, man!"

Chucky cackled and grinned at him, "Hey now, it's a compliment!"

Diamond rolled his eyes, "So, Fred. How old are you then?"