HT One-shot Compilation #2

Wanda's Cousin

[Wanda's English cousin named Brandon comes by to the hotel. Ginger ends up having a crush on him.]

Brandon knocked on the door of the werewolf family's room.

"The zombie said this was their room," grumbled Brandon with his British accent, tapping his paw on the ground. "Man, Wayne and Wanda still take a long time because of their kids."

"Can you get the door hon?" asked Wanda as she changed Wendy's diaper.

Wayne placed his beer and newspaper down then
walked up to the door. He opened the door and gasped when he saw Brandon.

"Brandon! It's been a while since I've seen you!" chuckled Wayne, hugging Brandon.

Brandon saw Wilbur and Wally running towards him.

"UNCLE BRANDON!" yelled Wilbur and Wally in unison.

"WHOA! You two have grown over the past years!" said Brandon. Wenda, Winda, Willa came out of their rooms. "Hey Wen! Hey Win! Hey Aunt Willa!"

"Brandon! Your hair sure got long," shivered Winda.

"Yeah, it's all the way down to your shoulders!" exclaimed Wenda.

"I cut my hair down ever six to twelve months, but golly does it grow fast!" chuckled Brandon, patting his backwards red cap. "It goes great with my cap too."

"Do you have any girlfriends?" asked Wanda.

"No, not really. I haven't found a zing yet," sighed Brandon. "I wanna get one before my 250th."

Wenda snickered a bit but Willa grumbled, "You shouldn't be the one laughing Wenda. It took you a while to zing with William."

Wenda's fur turned red in embarrassment.

"Huh, I guess you're right Mom," chuckled Wenda nervously.

Brandon saw the werewolf pups playing on the floor.

"Ah Wanda, this must be your new puppy," said Brandon, looking down at Wendy.

"She's about two months old," stated Wayne. "I don't think you've met the quintuplets either... Sunny, Walton, Willis, Winston, and Walsh."

"I'll say we spoiled Sunny as much as Mom did to you Brandon," smirked Wanda. "Would you like to meet our friends downstairs?"

"Sure!" yipped Brandon.

The monsters ate their breakfast downstairs. The Drac Pack ate together at a table.

Murray watched Melissa drink her milk from a pink sippy cup.

"Are you sure she isn't too young?" asked Frank as Stacey drank her milk from a bottle.

"Dr. Hyde said since Melissa grew her teeth early she should start drinking from sippy cups," explained Murray. A little burp came from Melissa as she place her sippy cup down on the table. "She even knows her own manners for a nine-month old! Say 'Excuse me' Melissa!"

"'Cuse me!" babbled Melissa as she shoved her hand into her mouth.

Eunice, Ginger, Crystal, and Mumette talked with each other.

"Do you think there's other flesh golems out there Frankenginger?" asked Eunice.

"Pfft, of course there are Eun! Some flesh golems can have children," grumbled Ginger, fiddling with her food. "And it's Ginger. I don't know why you monsters can't get that yet."

"Oh, looks like Wayne and Wanda are coming," chuckled Crystal.

Ginger looked back and gasped she saw Brandon as her eyes widened. Her heart began beating faster and her cheeks turned red.