HT One-shot Compilation #2

Unhappy Lodgers

[After roaches and fleas infest Quasimodo's cottage, he makes the hard decision to move into the hotel. However, he can't escape the werewolf family and the flesh golem couple. Parody of the SpongeBob Episode "Jolly Lodgers".]

Quasimodo packed a suitcase in front of cottage, covered by an extermination tent.

"We'll be back in about a week Esmeralda, and we can't be in the kitchen because ... well, there's no bed," said Quasimodo, putting his clothes in the suitcase. He suddenly saw Wayne and Wanda, who carried Sunny. "Great, they're here."

"Ooo Quasi! We didn't know a circus was at your cottage!" chuckled Wanda.

"IT'S NOT A CIRCUS TENT YOU MORON! IT'S AN EXTERMINATION TENT!" growled Quasimodo. He suddenly saw Frank and Eunice with a bag of cotton balls. "How did you two get into my cottage?"

"We wanted to tell you about the roaches and fleas in your house, but you were fast asleep," whimpered Eunice.

"The cotton candy's stale," grumbled Frank, eating some of the cotton balls.

"Because they're cotton balls, not cotton candy!" growled Quasimodo, picking his suitcase up. "I'm moving into zee hotel and I hope my room isn't near any of you dumb monsters!"

Sunny splattered her tongue towards Quasimodo.

Later...

Quasimodo and Esmeralda arrived to their room.

"Ah, it's very good. You can sleep in one of zee cabinets Esmeralda," chuckled Quasimodo, unpacking his suitcase. "I don't see any of those idiots so I think we got lucky."

Esmeralda whimpered and pointed to her mouth.

"Right, breakfast! I'll go to zee diner, then I'll come back," said Quasimodo, patting Esmeralda. He placed Esmeralda into a cabinet. "Chill here."

Esmeralda sighed in relief and went to sleep, but suddenly heard baby noises. She woke up and looked down and gasped when she saw a pink bow with white polka dots. Esmeralda wiped her eyes with her tiny paws and looked again, but the bow was gone. She shrugged her shoulders and went back to sleep.

Quasimodo hummed as he walked down the hallway with a plate of food in his hands.

"Esmeralda will love this cheese and worm biscuit! And I got some sheep barf and worm biscuits for myself!" chuckled Quasimodo. He continued humming and looked in front of him, unaware little paws were about to grab his snacks. "I don't have to worry about those crazy pups stealing my food either!"

The little paws grabbed all of the sheep barf and worm biscuits and left the cheese and worm biscuit.  Willie, Wanye, and Winnie chuckled with the biscuits in their paws. When Quasimodo went back to his room, Esmeralda woke up and seemed shocked.

"What? I got our food," said Quasimodo. He looked down and dropped his jaw. "Huh? Where did zee rest of zee biscuits go? I could've sworn I had five biscuits."

Esmeralda squeaked and shrugged her shoulders.

"Sigh, maybe I only got one and hallucinated zee other four. It's a cheese and worm one so you'll like it, we can share it too," said Quasimodo, slicing the worm and cheese biscuit in half. He ate one half. "Mmm! It's good! Why don't we watch some television?"

Quasimodo turned on the tv as he and Esmeralda laid in bed to watch.

"Ah, our favorite channel. Monster Cooking TV!" chuckled Quasimodo as Esmeralda ate her biscuit. Part of Eunice's arm suddenly crawled into the room and crawled onto the counter where the remote was. Eunice clicked a button and channel switched to a Romanian rugby game. "What the? Rugby? Never mind that, must be something with zee remote."

Quasimodo changed the channel back to the cooking channel, but Eunice clicked the same button again.

"Esmeralda, if you want to watch Rugby you can do it when I'm on cooking duty," grumbled Quasimodo, looking down at Esmeralda. She whimpered and shook her head. "What? You're not changing zee channel? Man, I gotta tell Dracula about this television and remote problem."

Eunice snickered softly right outside of Quasimodo's room as she got part of her arm back.

Later...

As the sun shined in Transylvania, Quasimodo and Esmeralda went to sleep.

"Good morning Esmeralda," said Quasimodo with a yawn. As Quasimodo closed his eyes, Wilbur and Wally fell through the side door. They shivered and rushed back into the werewolf family's room. "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

Quasimodo shivered and looked at the side door.

"Whoever's over there is surely causing a ruckus," grumbled Quasimodo. He closed his eyes and went back to sleep. Quasimodo suddenly heads banging in the other room. "Again?"

"FRANK! You need to be careful!" growled Eunice.

"F-F-F-Frank? No, it has to be another Frank," shivered Quasimodo.

As the sun went down, Quasimodo got up and changed, but when he opened the door he saw Wesley and Walden smiling.

"Goodnight Quasi!" chuckled Wesley and Walden in unison.

"GAH- Oh... Goodnight!" said Quasimodo nervously. As Wesley and Walden left, Quasimodo realized the two werewolf boys went to the room right next to his. Quasimodo widened his eyes. "Wait a second."

Wayne, Wanda, Frank, and Eunice walked out of their rooms.

"This is our room!" chuckled Wayne.

"And this room is ours!" said Frank.

Quasimodo screamed as he picked Esmeralda up and ran off.

"Don't forget about the pool party tonight!" chuckled Eunice.

Later...

Quasimodo and Esmeralda shivered in a kitchen.

"Esmeralda, I'd rather be in my cottage at the moment!" whimpered Quasimodo. He saw monsters wearing bathing suits. "Let's go to whatever pool party's over there and keep cover."

Quasimodo and Esmeralda went to the pool and hid behind some bushes; they saw a costume that was like a pool noodle and snickered. Quasimodo and Esmeralda went into the costume and sighed in relief.

"We can be left alone," chuckled Quasimodo.

"All right everyone! Before we start the pool party, why don't we chase the giant pool noodle?" announced Dracula as everyone cheered. "BEGIN!"

"Huh? Giant pool noodle?" whimpered Quasimodo. He look through an opening and saw the monsters carrying pool noodles. "AHHHHH!"

"AFTER IT!" growled Johnny as he and the others chased Quasimodo around the pool. "I THINK I GOT HIM!"

Quasimodo moved back, making Johnny miss. A large crowd of monsters chased Quasimodo and Esmeralda as they screamed. Quasimodo jumped out of the suit with Esmeralda in his hands as the monsters jumped onto the suit. 

"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" cried Quasimodo, seeing his cottage without the tent. He ran inside the cottage and breathed heavily. "I'm never going back in there again!"