HT One-shot Compilation #2

The Wrestling Battle

[Wanda tries defeating a yeti named Yosef in a wrestling match.]

The monsters were downstairs watching an arm wrestling match.

"You can do it Frankenginger!" cheered Eunice.

"It's Ginger all right!" grumbled Ginger. She looked at Yosef. "Let's do this Yosef."

"How about you use your weaker arm red head?"smirked Yosef as Ginger dropped her jaw. "It'll be a fairer match since that's your actual arm."

"Uh, what?" asked Ginger, confused as Yosef suddenly slammed her arm on the table. "HEY!"

"YES! I WIN!" cackled Yosef as the monsters grumbled.

"And Yosef the yeti wins again," sighed Johnny in defeat.

"Man, he always wins!" grumbled Dennis, crossing his arms.

Dr. Harp got chalk and wrote a tally mark on a chalkboard. A line was drawn in the middle with one side being "The Weaklings", and the other being "Yosef the Great".

"50 wins and counting!" snickered Yosef, sitting on the table as the monsters laughed. "What's so funny? Do any of you weaklings wanna go against me?"

The monsters stopped their laughing then began shivering, even Dracula and Mavis shivered.

"That's what I thought. You weaklings are scared to fight me," laughed Yosef, but he stopped laughing when he saw a thin, furry arm in the air. "Huh? A weakling wants to fight?"

"I'll fight you Yosef!" growled Wanda. Yosef tried holding his laugh but burst it out; some other monsters laughed along with him.

"The shortie wants to fight me? HA! I'm sorry weakling, but I'm not fighting a short werewolf!" exclaimed Yosef, putting his feet on the table. "I'm afraid I'll have to go ... easy and soft on you. And guess what? I don't go easy and soft on people, I'll simply break your arm."

"I don't wanna arm wrestle, I want to fight in the ring," said Wanda as the monsters and Yosef dropped their jaws. "And I'm gonna get a wrestling outfit too."

"What? Does this weakling realize I can kill her? Never mind that Yosef, just punch her and knock her out to win the match," thought Yosef.

"Wanda, you're gonna die out there!" whimpered Winda, grabbing Wanda's arm.

"We'll both get a week of training," said Wanda, looking at Yosef. "We fight in the ring next week at midnight."

"It's on weakling!" growled Yosef.

The next night...

Wanda placed her new outfit on the bed. A Jean jacket, a white dress, and a red bandanna with white poka dots.

"Really Mom? You're wrestling in a dress?" muttered Wesley.

"I've been in my sundress during worser things Wes," muttered Wanda, putting her bandanna on. "What was the last time..? Oh! The Amazon."

"All right, if you say so Mom," said Wesley, walking out of the room.

Wanda changed and went outside the hotel to train. She tied a rope around Quasimodo's cottage and around her waist. Quasimodo tried walking outside but saw a rope in front of his door.

"Huh? Why is there a rope?" asked Quasimodo. He looked outside and saw Wanda trying to pull the house. "GASP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUMB WEREWOLFIA?!"

"I'm training for my wrestling match against Yosef!" yelled Wanda.

"Can't you use one of the trees or logs in the forest?! You don't have to pull my house and break it!" growled Quasimodo.

Wanda went into the forest later and tied a rope to her waist and a log. She tried moving the log but it wouldn't budge.