HT One-shot Compilation #2

New Cook In the Hotel

[After The Drac Pack finds out that Eunice likes cooking, they suggest that Eunice works in the hotel kitchen with Quasimodo. However, people find Eunice's cooking better than Quasimodo's, so Dracula decides to replace Quasimodo with Eunice.]

Eunice sat down on the couch and turned on the tv. There was a monster cooking show on.

"Hello! Teresa Tentacles here! Today I'm gonna teach you how to make a worm and sheep barf pie!" chuckled Teresa. She put a platter of pie crust on a counter. "First, you'll need some pie crust, store-bought or homemade."

Eunice wrote on a notepad.

"Pie crust store-bought or homemade," said Eunice.

"Next, you'll want to put sheep barf at the bottom of the crust," said Teressa as Eunice wrote. "Then, you'll put worms in the crust and put sheep barf on the worms. Lastly, you'll heat the pie for about 30-"

Eunice suddenly heard the door open.

"Hey, Eunice! I saved some of my breakfast for you," said Wanda as Eunice shivered and switched the channel. "Huh? What were you watching?"

"UH... I was just watching The Real Monsterwifes of Transylvania! They couldn't end last week's episode with those two werewolves fighting!" lied Eunice nervously.

"Since when do you watch shows like that? I thought you liked the makeup channel," said Wanda. She picked up the remote and pressed a button that went to the previous channel. "Oh! You were watching a cooking show! I didn't know you were interested in cooking! Why don't you open up about it?"

Eunice sighed and nodded her head.

Later...

The Drac Pack sat at a table together.

"Aww. I didn't know my babe liked cooking," cooed Frank, putting his arm around Eunice as she rolled her eyes. "That's sweet."

"Aunt Eunice, why don't you show off your cooking skills in the kitchen with Quasi?" suggested Mavis as Eunice widened her eyes.

"Yeah, we could use some different meals here after all," said Johnny.

"You guys know that idiot won't let me in his kitchen," grumbled Eunice.

"Oh. He'll just have to get adjusted," growled Dracula as his eyes turned red. He and Eunice went to Quasimodo's kitchen later. "Quasi? Are you there?"

"Come in!" said Quasimodo. Dracula and Eunice walked in as Quasimodo grumbled. "Okay. What's going on?"

"Eunice here likes cooking," said Dracula as Eunice nervously smiled. "We do need another chef in the hotel."

Quasimodo shook his head no, but Dracula roared loudly right in Quasimodo's face.

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"All right Eunice... Make an omelet," said Quasimodo. Eunice rushed to get the ingredients as Quasimodo laughed. "That dumb monster can't make an omelet!"

"Done!" chuckled Eunice, holding a plate with an omelet as Quasimodo dropped his jaw. "What do you want me to make next?"

"Uh... What about some sheep barf spaghetti with spiders?" said Quasimodo as Eunice rushed to the pantry. "That shouldn't be easy to make."

"Done!" chuckled Eunice, holding a plate with the spaghetti. Quasimodo couldn't believe it. "I've got this Quasi. I've watched lots of cooking shows."

"How many meals monster or human do you know how to make?" asked Quasimodo, shocked.

"Uh... A lot," said Eunice.