When I was born, my parents named me Dallon Weekes. What they should have named me was "Most awkward person to ever exist on planet Earth."
There's no denying that I am extremely awkward. I could be by myself, and the simplest thing will set my cheeks on fire and make me feel like I should be locked away in my bedroom forever.
Sometimes I find myself alone in my house, just pacing around, and I bump into a table, or even the wall. It may not seem awkward, but you wouldn't be saying that unless it's happened to you.
Everytime I stub a toe, or ram my arm into the edge of the wall, it hurts. Hurts a lot. My face then proceeds to feel like it's on fire, and I make an extremely awkward face to try and hide the pain, even though nobody's around.
So that's proof that I embarrass myself, by myself.
But when other people are involved, especially a lot, it gets bad.
I'll start off by greatly apologizing. If you have ever seen me in an interview before, or actually interviewed me, I'm so sorry about what you had to encounter, and the awkwardness that came with it.
Most interviews I'm in are just me and Brendon, so I let him do all of the talking. The only time I really talk is if somebody asks me a question, or if I'm somehow forced to talk. Normally I just sit back, and listen.
Now this is a touchy subject. All, and I mean ALL of my friends tease me about this, but at a concert in Ohio a long time ago, I did something horribly embarrassing.
There where about two-thousand people, and I may or may not have introduced the band as Fall Out Boy...
Brendon started laughing so hard he was crying. The fans even seemed to enjoy it too. I could feel my face burning up, and I didn't know how to react. I smiled a bit, but the show went on as normal.
And just as we left the stage, Brendon yelled "AND THIS WAS FALL OUT BOY!"
I hate him sometimes.
I'm greatly known for being awkward, and even though that makes me the most silent, embarrassing person ever, it's who I am.
Awkward, but freaking awesome.
~Dallon (@letsgophangirl)
