Hey emos!!! It's Gerard <3
So today I'm going to teach you how to build a snowman. In the... SUMMER. Because we're cool like that.
This is for my daughter Bandit who hates Frozen with a burning passion that I didn't know was possible in a six-year-old.
First step is grab some friends!
Snowmen are better with friends! (Or family) I've got Lindsey and Mikey with me now.
Now this next step is a bit tricky, if you're under 18, you may need help from an adult. Next, you have to freeze a section of your front yard! Whether you get a freeze ray or you have cool powers like Elsa, you have to freeze your lawn. Because who wants a melting snowman? NOBODY!!! Once that's accomplished, you can begin your snowman. You can make him or her or them as oddly-shaped or as normal-shaped as you would like.
Just remember, the object is to be creative and have FUN!
Once you have the basic shape of your snowman or snow-woman or snow-person you can add decorations. You could give it a band t-shirt if it's a rebellious teen, you could give it a cool hat if it's a park ranger snow-person, you could give it a scarf or a pipe to smoke if it's a classy snow-person, the possibilities are endless!
Personally I like to give mine cool socks and hair. And a nice row of buttons.
You can put food coloring on its head to give it a sick new do! When your snow-person has been created, you can step it up and give it a family, or you can continue with your boring life where you have obligations.
When you've finished their family and/or friends with as much creativity as you can muster, call all of your friends. Show off your sick new snow-people. If your friends are not impressed, kick them out, they obviously don't appreciate your hard work and talent.
If your friends do like your work, they are true friends, make sure to treasure them and show them all your creative works. You could make them a friendship bracelet like we learned last time. Enjoy your snow-people as long as you want!
When you're done with them, remove any decorations that cannot melt away. Carefully melt away the snow so as not to hurt anyone or flash flood yourself or your neighbors.
Hope you had fun building your Snowman or Snow-woman or Snow-person. And next time you need a family activity, just casually ask, "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
And just remember, be safe and have fun! Don't do anything your uncle Gee wouldn't do. Er-well. You know what I mean.
