Which Non-Emo Dad Are You?

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Hey sandwhich fuckers! I'm back with yet another fantastic quiz. Obviously there are other band members in this world who have kids, but their are also some who aren't daddies yet. Today you will find out which non emo daddy you are!

1.) What would you prefer to wear?
A. Sunglasses
B. A red suit
C. Can you wear a unicorn?
D. Snapbacks
E. Nothing

2.) What is your personality like?
A. Shy and quiet
B. Crazy and outgoing
C. Strong willed and proud but likes to stay private
D. Kellin trash
E. Sweet and caring

3.) How big is your forehead?
A. Small
B. X-large
C. Medium
D. What's a forehead?
E. Normal

4.) How would people describe you?
A. Quiet
B. A loud motherfucker
C. A unicorn
D. Sexican
E. Hot

5.) What do you do in your free time?
A. Eat salad
B. Fuck Dallon
C. Ride unicorns
D. Get blowjobs from Kellin while eating burritos
E. Scream

6.) who is your favorite emo daddy? (Does not count)
A. Joe (obviously me)
B. Dallon
C. Gerard
D. Kellin (obviously not Kellin)
E. Frank
F. Patrick
G. Pete

7.) Who do you want to get?
A. Andy Hurley
B. Brendon Urie
C. Mikey Way
D. Vic Fuentes
E. Austin Carlile

If you answerd mostly A's you got Andy! You will most likely get murder damage sometime in your life.

If you answered mostly B's you got Beebo! You will probably have trouble getting your sunglasses on.

If you answerd mostly C's you got Mikey Fucking Way! Go along ride away on your unicorn.

If you answered mostly D's you got Victor! You little sexican.

If you answered mostly E's you got Austin! Cute lil' Austin.

Comment your results!

Peace out fuckers!

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