Hey emo fathers/fans! It's Dallon Weekes, also known as The Most Awkward Person On The Planet. I'm back to tell you crazed fans about another moment from my life that makes me want to run away and hide in my mom's basement for a thousand years. You fans, or sinners, as Brendon calls you, are completely insane for wanting to hear about my embarrassing stories and laughing at me for them.
It's not funny. This is serious shit, it's not funny.
I think it should be a disease or some kind of disorder where you don't know how to react to things properly so you just flash a fake smile and nod, making a fool out of yourself. Like seriously, someone could just ask me if they should jump off a bridge or something and I of course will not hear or understand what they said so I would just nod slowly and smile.
I could be a scientist. I've discovered a new disorder. I shall call it Dallon Disorder. I will go to hospitals and report my discovery that will save thousands of lives from being ruined by Dallon Disorder. It is a serious thing that is very contagious and can be caught by anyone who has it that you lay your eyes on. It starts with the symptoms, and then it takes over your brain and then you're screwed for life.
Dallon Disorder
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The scientific disease where one is infected with painfully awkward symptoms that can embarrass one greatly, discovered by the legendary professional professor and scientist and doctor Dallon James Weekes.
If you experience these symptoms, you may already have the disorder.
-severe blushing for no reason
-loss of words
-being able to sing high notes
-urge to post weird things on Instagram that no one understands
-secretly wanting attention
-gay actions while performing
-being freakishly tall
-refusal to socialize
-urge to lick guitar picks
If you believe that you do have the disorder, please contact me or your doctor immediately. To contact me, you can private message me on Twitter, Vine, or Instagram, @DallonWeekes. If you know anyone with these symptoms, make sure that you do not look at them at all.
Again, if you do indeed know someone that has caught Dallon Disorder from another infected person, you should probably hide or flee the planet. I bet Gallifrey would have less people infected. Oh and by the way, if you do get to Gallifrey, fangirl like a maniac for me. Literally, if you look at someone with the disorder, you will get it that very minute.
(My god this should be a Doctor Who episode)
To prevent getting the disorder, you should do the following:
-go blind
-tie a bandana over your eyes
-stay inside your house forever
-go to Gallifrey
-find The Doctor to save us
If none of these things work, I don't know what to tell you. Like I said, you're kinda screwed. Good luck with your Dallon Disorder then. So if you have ever seen Panic! At The Disco live at a concert, you have the disorder already. Brendon and Kenny don't know they have it yet. Shhhh.
