Okay Youngbloods, Sinners, Killjoys, or whatever you are. It's time to get serious. This recipe will change the face of the world.
You CANNOT go blabbing this secret recipe to the One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer fans. They DO NOT deserve this precious recipe in the their hands.
If you are a fan of those two bands... GET OUT!
Okay. Now that I have the good people with me, how are you today? It's time to make some drinks with the ultimate emo dad, Pete ;)
As I said, this drink was created by Joe Trohman and he graciously shared this with me to get you as drunk as the rest of the emo dads.
Here is episode 3 of Food with Friends.
Okay, the first ingredient is arguably the most important. One of my favorite drinks... Vodka. Because, why not? Why would anyone want a drink if it didn't have alcohol in it?
The second is Joe's special addition, a sandwich of your choosing. He eats sandwiches everyday and so should you.
Next is two cups of sink water. Make sure it's not two cups of well water or it will make your drink taste like shit.
Moving on. You'll need my favorite ingredient. Pizza. You can use any pizza of your choosing, pepperoni, cheese, ham, bacon, but the preferred pizza is the one you made it our last episode with Food with Friends. Emo pizza.
It's very crucial that you pay attention to every detail of the next ingredient.
A PINCH of Brallon. DO NOT let ANY bit of Peterick, Kellic, Frerard, or ANY other ship in there or you will DIE!
Probably not, but STILL!
And the last is milk. No, not because of Ryden you nasty asses. Because milk is good for your bones. NOT THOSE BONES! God! *facepalm*
Joe is known as Joe "Milkfic" Trohman and knows that this ingredient will make your drink smooth and creamy. Yum.
Now that you've made your drink, drink it! Bring it to parties and experience the crazy hallucinations and drunk thoughts with your friends (only the ones with the good emo music tastes though).
While you're partying with your drinks, post a picture for social media and tag @petewentz (and @theemodads for Instagram), maybe even give it a #JoesSpecialDrink .
Thanks for reading this episode of Food with Friends. This was Pete Wentz. Out.
~ Pete (Logan from @Youngbloods5century)
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