The emo dads go to jail

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*on kik a few weeks later*

Frank The Puppy F***er, Pete The Treat, Joe Milkfic Trohman, Brallon Dallon, Stumpy Boy, and Gee Wee have joined the conversation invited by Kelly Bear

Kellin: ahh it's about time we had another conversation *wraps Italian flag around self*

Pete: Hey Kells :3

Kellin: *blushes* that's what my uh... boyfr- FRIEND!... Vic calls me...

Joe: Oh gawd Kellic

Dallon: I'm kinda scared to join this tbh

Gerard: hello weirdos B)

Frank: GEE :*

Joe: Frank's hyper already?

Kellin: guess so.. (cute ass smiley face Gee!) anymore emo dads in the house?

Patrick: Hey I'm an emo dad in a house!

Frank: *sends hawt selfie*

Dallon: not this again..

Patrick: Frank you have gorgeous brown eyes

Frank: YOU GUYS THIS IS A PROBLEM WE ARE ALL GAY

Kellin: i'm not gat I'm the stray

Kellin: gay* #cringing

Joe: gat? me too man. Speaking of gat, look what I found.... THE FRERARD SONG!!!!

Frank: ...oh fuk... *glances nervously at Gee*

Gerard: god please no this was our secret

Kellin: YES SEND THE LINK

Frank: NOOO

Pete: Shall I shelter Patrick?

Dallon: I'm guessing that'd be best...

Pete: *sits on Patrick*

Patrick: :0

Joe: *sends link* (for those of you who want to hear it, just look it up on youtube).

Dallon: ...should I listen to it?

Gerard: NOPE DONT

Kellin: I'm gonna report frerard to kik headquarters for showing too much personal information

Frank: I'LL SHOW YOU PERSONAL INFORMATION

Frank: F**K YOU KELLIN *rips off clothes and streaks in the street*

Pete: *takes picture and puts on twitter*

Frank The Puppy F***er has left the conversation.

Pete: he's gonna get arrested...

Dallon: yep... That's why I'll come back later.

Patrick: Well now what

The Police have joined the conversation invited by No One.

Gerard: I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL *runs away without police seeing no nothing*

Gee Wee has changed his name to Gee Wee Undercover No Nothing

Frank The Puppy F***er has joined the conversation invited by The Police.

Frank: *wears girl shorts* YOU HAVE NO PROOF

Kellin: *clears throat and points to pic of frnk on pete's twitter*

The Police: YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR STREAKING

Kellin: NO ONE INVITED YOU POLICE HOW DID YOU GET IN THIS CHAT?

Patrick: I-I can't go to jail! I have a Declan!

The Police: *shoves all emo dads in police car* any last words?

Joe: *chokes on sandwich and throws up all over police*

The Police: THAT'S IT

*in jail*

Kellin: wow guys this is how it ends...

Joe: *pulls out harmonica with throw up in it*

Pete: who the f**k is gonna bail us out?

Frank: GERARD I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE HELP US GOD DAMNIT

The Tenth Doctor has joined the conversation invited by Gee Wee Undercover No Nothing

Patrick: Ten!! Save us!!!

The Tenth Doctor: *opens jail cell with sonic screwdriver* ALLONS-Y EMO DADDIES WE'RE BREAKING OUTTA HERE!

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