Chaos in the staff chat (Adopted By Me)

meeting (ep 7)

Sleepycat - Aizawa
U.A. Godess - Recovery Girl
Loud blonde - mic
Mama bear - midnight
Blood bender - vlad
Better than space - 13
Support shark - power loader
U.A. chess god - nezu
Language wall - cementoss
Pewpew gone - Snipe
Clone math - Ectoplasm
No starvation - lunch rush
Ur average therapist - Hound dog
NotHere - all might
Green ruler - midoriya

UA staff chat

Pewpew gone is online

Pewpew gone: @greenruler

No starvation: why do you want him?

Clone math: probably to teach him how to shoot a gun -_-

Pewpew gone: hey! I'm not going to do that! Yet....

Pewpew gone: still. I have to ask him something.

NotHere is online

NotHere: why is the kid still here, anyway. He isn't a staff member.

Ëřŕøř handjob has hacked into the chat

UA chess god: oh my, what do you think they want, all might?

Handjob: heyy heroes, this chat isn't very secure if we can hack into it.

Handjob has added toga, dabi, one for all, twice, compress, and kurogiri to the chat.

Toga: oooh~! It's the heroes! They'd look cute all bloody.

Twice: hello. Goodbye.

One for all: All Might.

NotHere: one for all.

Dabi: is no one going to talk about the fact about the nicknames?

Greenruler is online

Greenruler: hey, uh, guys? Why is hawks beside me blushing a very dark red?

Greenruler: hes squirming too, like, a lot. I'm concerned.

Dabi: hey red robin!

Hawks: hey! I'm not a rooster.

Dabi: yeah, like you don't like my fire on-

Dabi is offline

Toga: got his phone! Oop. Not today, heroes! too busy running from a furious dabi~ see you again!

Handjob: hey, what would you think if I tried hooking up with one of yall?

Hawks: ....no comment.

Sleepycat: no.

UA chess god: I'm a chimera, therefore, no thank you.

UA godess: no thank you. I will whack you with my cane.

Loud blonde: um.... is it bad that I kind of.....

Loud blonde is offline

Sleepycat: hell no.

Ur average therapist: no thanks.

Bloodbender: I wouldn't oppose that.

Mamabear: VLAD! YOU SLY FOX! I for one, wouldn't pass that chance up. How old are you @handjob ?

Handjob: 21.

Mamabear: damn it.

One for all: Tomura, just no. Don't ask that.

Handjob: fine then.

Toga: awww, don't worry shiggy, I'm sure someone will!

Dabi: I already have mine, sorry handjob. Also, toga. I will get you later for taking my phone and trying to stab me.

Toga: awww, but you looked so pretty!

Dabi: fuck off, Toga.

Dabi is offline

Toga: wait for meeee!

Toga is offline

Sleepycat: ....I'm too tired for this.

Sleepycat is offline

Greenruler: ok.. that happened, also how in the world did 'villans' get into the gc?

UA chess god: I don't know. But they're interesting and provided me entertainment, so I'll let them stay.

Language wall: you mean force them to stay?

NotHere: get rid of them nezu! They're villans!

Greenruler has muted NotHere
Greenruler has changed NotHere to Bitchmight

Bitchmight: HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Greenruler: a quirkist, false, and hypocritical bitchmight. Change it and any and all information about you WILL get to the internet, making you a big target and everyone will know your weakness. 🙂🙃

Bitchmight: .... bye.

Bitchmight is offline

Handjob: interesting. @greenruler dm me later.

Greenruler: ok! 😁

No starvation: I want to adopt the green bean.

Sleepycat: no.

Loud blonde is online

Loud blonde: no.

Mamabear: absolutely not.

All for one: no

UA godess: no

UA chess god: your not allowed 🙃

Greenruler: EEEHHHH?!?!

Pewpew gone: nope.

Pewpew gone: also.

Pewpew gone changed name to I never miss
I never miss changed UA chess god s name to RatSatan

RatSatan: appropriate and approved.

I never miss: good to know.

RatSatan: everybody offline. Even the villans. The teachers have to teach, the student has to heal.

All for one: we have to make plans, so this is convenient, nezu. Goodbye heroes.

LOV: .... fine.

Everyone is offline

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