Sleepycat - Aizawa
U.A. Godess - Recovery Girl
Loud blonde - mic
Mama bear - midnight
Blood bender - vlad
Better than space - 13
Support shark - power loader
RatSatan - nezu
Language wall - cementoss
Pewpew gone - Snipe
Clone math - Ectoplasm
No starvation - lunch rush
Ur average therapist - Hound dog
Bitchmight = N/A
Green ruler - midoriya
Handjob - shigaraki
Redwings - Hawks
Bloodsucker - Toga
Twice
Dabi
Hot'n'cold - shoto
KurogiriTwice: hey guys!
Hot'n'cold: hey twice.
Twice: shotooo buddyyyyy!
Hot'n'cold: *confused noises*
Toga: what do you need twice?
Twice: haven't you realized, that we haven't committed any crimes recently!
Toga: your right....
Afo: I realized that, but is surprisingly not against it.
Greenruler: hey everyone....?
Legit everyone: did something happen/whats wrong/did somebody tell you something/what happened
Greenruler: ....am I useless?
Sleepycat, RatSatan, mamabear, hot'n'cold, afo, toga, pewpew gone, handjob: who told you that, we need names.
Greenruler: he told me to do something and I'm wondering if I'm really useless or I'm just not worth it..
Mamabear: ....
RatSatan: I got this.
Sleepyat: share with the rest of us later.
RatSatan: will do.
Handjob: look kid, your not useless. You have brought all of us together in a group chat and managed to make ALL of us care for you.
Toga: I even got adopted!
Greenruler: ....
Kurogiri: I'm going to have everyone in the league teleported to our friend here. Nezu if you could disable the alarms please?
RatSatan: already done.
Kurogiri: thanks.
RatSatan: mhm. Now let me work.
Greenruler is offline
Toga: what'd you get?
RatSatan sent an attachment 📎
Afo: excuse me while I plan a murder.
Afo is offline
Handjob: why would anyone say that?
Pewpew gone: I'm going to go shoot something.
Pewpewgone is offline
Clonemath: can i just a little, nezu..?
RatSatan: fine. Just this once.
Clonemath: thank you.
Clonemath is offline
Hot'n'cold: im going to go comfort izu as well.
Hot'n'cold is offline
Redwings: as long as it's not in ua, I can kill someone by gravity right nezu?
Ratsatan: of course.
UA godess: this is too far. Don't kill him. Were gonna put him in the 'special' ward of our prison.
RatSatan: good idea.
Redwings: I'll go do that and bring him here.
Redwings is offline
Dabi: he's crying.. it's painful to hear the cries..
Toga: I swear I'm going to torture this dude for messing with izu.
Better than space: I can suck him into a black hole, right?
RatSatan: just don't kill him, as we have other, more painful excruciating plans for him.
Better than space: good enough.
Better than space is offline
No starvation: I'm bringing food!
RatSatan: mk. I have his address.
Everyone minus izuku: revenge time!
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