What does the Unfriendly 5 do when their bored?
Let's find out
Wednesday 5:17 After School
"Hey guy's! Let's play a game I just saw on saw on tiktok!" Mateo got up and ran to the dining room.
"We should follow him" Debbie got up and Malik and Lillian followed.
"Don't just run around my house carelessly, my dad has alot if valuables!" Malik jogged towards the dining room.
"What's the game Mateo, I'm not done trying out all of Malik's colognes and lotions." Lillian complained leaning against a counter top.
"Is the called the sausage game. What you do is you make a beat with you hands and after I say the phrase sausage you say something like "I'ma dumbass but I still get..." You yell out "SAUSAGE" and yes this refer to dick but it's still a funny game.
"Can you give us an example?" Debbie asked.
"Ya" Mateo agreed. "Eggs bacon cheese SAUSAGE, I like to cook and suck on.." then you guys would yell out sausage." Mateo explained.
"This seems kinda fun! Let's do it!" Malik, Debbie, and Lillian circled around the table.
"So make the beat I make okay?" Mateo started to make a bang his hands on the table and the others listened for a few moments, then proceeded to make the same beat on the table.
"Eggs bacon cheese!" Mateo started.
"SAUSAGE!" Everyone yelled.
Lillian started making her hands bang faster then yells "I HATE LIL' DURK BUT I STILL GET"
"SAUSAGE"
Malik maded his hands speed up "I DEAL DRUGS AND GIVE GOOD"
"SAUSAGE!"
Debbie started speeding up and said "I LIKE PUSSY AN' DONT LIKE"
"SAUSAGE"
Mateo copied Debbie and says "I GO TO AA AND STILL GET"
"SAUSAGE"
A car just pulled up outside of the dread heads house who is it?
O-M-GGG ITS BABD-BA-DUH-DADAA ITS EVON! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE????
Why did Mateo text me to come pick up? He can just have Debbie drive him home?
He walked in to the house and was hearing an echo of the game and walk in and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTES DOING?" They group stopped, turned around and looked at Evon. They burst out with laughter sounding like ghetto Boogeymen.
"Bebé it called the sausage game!" Lillian cooed.
"Here let me give you an example" Mateo said the started to bang on the table. "LILLI IS A WHORE WHO ONLY SUCKS ON"
"SAUSAGE!"
Everyone burst out with a loud ass howl of laughter.
"Boy what'd you just say?" Lillian was about to step up to the table but Evon said "hold I got es"
Evon started to bang on the table "MATEO'S A PENDEJO WHO TAKES"
"SAUSAGE"
"No homo nor incest at all onmm" Evon said.
Mateo proceeded to sucker punch Evon, then all hell broke loose.
The End
Moral of the story....
283764/10 the Unfriendly 5 will end up fighting for the stupidest reason.
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