Hulk: Sir, I think this is a bad idea.
Loki: Yes, this is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!
Hulk: But I'm saying this is a kind of bad that, okay, you might think it's good in your "bad" perception, but from a "good" perception, it...it...it's just plain bad!
Loki: Oh, you don't know what's good for bad! (loading the essence bullet into an infuser gun) Now, we have just one shot at this. We must find a suitable subject. Someone of noble heart and mind, who puts the welfare of others above their own. [a tune from a cell phone goes off] What on earth is that?
Hulk: It seems to be emanating from there, sir.
[Loki pulls out the cell phone from his back pocket and answers it]
Loki: Ollo?
Hulk: Um, it's 'hello'.
Loki: Oh. Hello? [to Hulk] Like that?
[Maddie's voice comes through the cell phone]
Maddie: Scott, it's Maddie.
[whispering to Hulk]
Loki: It's Maddie!
Maddie: I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day.
Scott: Oh! You "inspired" me too.
Maddie: Great. It's time we stood up to Loki and show him he can't push us around.
Scott: Oh! Oh, really?
[whispers to Hulk]
Loki: She's so cute!
Maddie: I'm already hot on his trail.
Loki: Uh-huh. And what gives you that idea?
Hulk: Uh, sir?
Maddie: I just found his secret hideout!
[Maddie's face appears on the security TV screens]
Loki: [shouting] How did she find my hideout?! [back onto the cell phone] Uh, how did you find his hideout?
Maddie: This is the only building in New York City with a fake observatory on the roof!
[to Hulk]
Loki: Okay. There's no way she'll find the
secret entrance.
Maddie: (gasps) There's a doormat here that says 'Secret Entrance'!
(Maddie enters the hideout and Loki turns to Hulk)
Loki: Hulk!
Hulk: I kept forgetting where it was!
Loki: She'll discover all our secrets!
Hulk: Aah! Oh no!
Loki: You dim-witted creation of science!!
Maddie: (on the phone) What?
Loki: What? Oh no, not you, Maddie. No, I was just yelling at...my mother's urn. Don't do anything I'll be right there.
[after Maddie has entered into Loki's secret hideout]
Tony: Maddie? Oh no, not again!
(Cut to Maddie walking around)
Scott: Maddie?
Maddie: (gasp) Oh!
[Maddie turns around in surprise and sees Scott who's in fact Loki in disguise]
Scott: (gasp) Wow!
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Loki
FanfictionThough he is the most brilliant supervillain the world has known, Loki is the least successful. Thwarted time and again by heroic Thor, Loki is more surprised than anyone when he actually manages to defeat his longtime enemy. But without Thor, Loki...
