Greenland.

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Yes I know I just talked about death in my more recent rants and now I'm talking about the plague, do not judge me.

STUPID GREENLAND THAT DOESN'T TRADE WITH ANYONE AND DOESN'T LIVE UP TO IT'S NAME "GREEN"LAND! IT'S ALL ICE AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE THERE! YOU ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY NOT AFFECTED WITH MY PLAGUE! WHY? WHY? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HOT GUYS?! (Yes I named my plague hot guys...) HUH? CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST BE LIKE THE OTHER 7.125 BILLION PEOPLE AND GET THE PLAGUE?! YOUR RUINING MY PLAN OF ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE, MAINLY MALES, TO DESTROYING EVERYTHING! UGH! STUPID GREENLAND! I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE FELICIA!

Ok that's a lie.

STILL HATE YOU!

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