ALOHA! I don't know why I said that. Okay, so I have gotten many compliments on how I look good. I know. But like I have gotten comments on how people wish they had my hair, or skin tone, or dimples.
First off, dimples are cute, but they're actually a deformation. And I think they look weird. Like they're legit con-caved skin. It literally looks like a hole in your face, but for some reason they're cute. Eh, I guess it could help me attract a member if the male human species, right? If you are one of those, then, how you doin'?
Next, my skin tone. I understand that my natural skin tone is tan. I understand that you guys think it will help my acne blend in. What I don't understand is how you think a red pimple will blend in with my skin? I also do not understand how you think I don't get darker and turn into charcoal during the summer? Like yes, my skin tone is nice but YOU DO NOT WANT IT ESPECIALLY WITH RED PIMPLES AND SUMMER SUN BURNING IT! Ok, most of the year it isn't summer, but hey my tan stays for a while aight.
Last, my hair. My gorgeous, thick, silky hair. My gorgeous, thick, silky hair, that demands a good 45 minutes in the shower. I swear to god this hair weighs a good 2 pounds. Oh and my body hair, just as thick, so yeah shaving isn't really the easiest either. And this hair get so many knots every week. Like I need about 4 palm fulls of conditioner to get it out. Then after I get out I need to out my hair in two braids or pony tails so that they don't clash together make another knot. I swear to god I need to tell this hair that I don't like it when it gets so knotty.
...I promised I wouldn't throw in a pun. I promised. But I did. Without one, I would feel so mispunderstood. ;)
OK BYE MUNCHKINS
P.S. I actually do love my body but sometimes it just gets kinda annoying.
