Hoooooeeeeee
It's your birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy yyaaayyyy! And wtf you are fifteen. Omgggg! Sorry I wasn't as peppy today butttt I hope you are!! I also hope your have great motherfucking life filled with a lot of fourtris fluff and great fangirl moments over gravity falls. I hope you learn a few Spanish words from me and let your heart ship the worst couple so much that we actually get toegther! I hope you get something special and sensual ;) with an alien (no Justin Bieber doesn't count). I hope you get 46K+ on your stories. I hope you find someone who will call you his boo (or something better) and someone who takes you on midnight drives with the stars. I hope that Gamien will forever fall in your favor. I hope pieces of trash don't ruin us. I hope you name your daughter Autumn. I hope you have a garden when your older and your hose reminds you of me. I hope your learn to braid your own hair so perfectly Katniss would get jealous. I hope your learn to drive and take me around :))))) I hope this four day is also your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you my garden tool
-yo main hoeeeeeeeeeeeeee
