Technology. First you're too slow and then malfunction, like I ain't no superman (Yes I am actually) but you gotta keep up with me. You're like a turtle bruh!
Second, you use too much space. Like I literally only have 500 pictures and one app on you and you still don't have enough space. Claustrophobic much?
Third, you have a lifespan. And when I need you the most, you die. Just like when I'm gonna need my family the most, they are gonna die. Thanks alot!
Fourth, auto-correct. It's a shame you're our future.
And fifth which I just so perfectly find when I was trying to think of a good hard-hitting reason, you showed me the pic in the media box.
Well, brb as I cry. Bye munchkins...
