Ugh the shit I needa tell you. Well, people told me you want me back. Prove you've changed and maybe I'll forgive you, ahaha jk.
So uh, you ask my babe and my bae if they're still friends with me cause you want me back. And you know I hate you. And you say you're "nice" now. To top that, you say I'm lying about you hacking my account in front of the person who you talked too...uh bitch.
I GOT SOME SHIT FOR YOU.
But fr lego.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I never liked you, take a damn clue.
No seriously, do you need a magnifying glass? Cause like really, lots of people hate you and you can't see that.
I sometimes think I'm seeing ghost when I look at your face, then I realize, oh yeah, you're not actually dead. Well that's unfortunate.
You say I'm wrong and need to be more open-minded? Well loser spelled backwards is resol, which makes no sense like your opinion.
And like I won't take you back, I don't talk to fake-ass plastic barbies. That'd be weird tbh.
But like, you remind me of poop, nothing but a piece of shit.
Oh and it's a tragedy what happened to your hair, oh wait that's how you style it.
Ugh but to think you'll look better than me...ugh is that even a question? Of course not cause I'm queen.
Wait hold up, is it 1960s day? Oh, you just wear grandma clothes.
Actually, I think you're pretty and ugly. You're pretty ugly bruh.
Shhh, it's okay if you disagree with me! I can't force you to be right.
Your skin is as pale as a vanila bean frappe. That's right, I compared you're tan to something a fake white girl like you would drink every day.
You know, I'd punch you but, you've already messed up your face with that makeup.
I can always kick your ass though! Wait, whoops! I forgot, you don't have one of those.
After I'm done eating lunch remind me to throw the leftovers at you cause you're garbage.
When I hear your voice, my heart just pops out of my chest...cause it knows I would rather die than listen to you speak for a single second.
Oh, you say my boyfriend is a mistake? Cool story bro but so are you. Ask your dad if the rubber tore or if she forgot the pill.
For real, out of all the sperm cells, you won?
You know, I've seen you use your brain a few times actually. I'd make fun of you but, you're just too stupid to get it.
You must be from the toliet cause all you do is talk shit.
Oh, I hope that you choke on the shit you talk one day.
You know I shouldn't be so mean to you. Jealousy is a illness, I understand. Get well soon!
Hey, by the way, hell called. Yeah, they said they were wondering when Satan, aka you, would be back.
Oh, and honey, good actors and actresses don't need lessons.
Your lies are as believable as all of Obama's promises in 2008. That would be...none.
And this why I am comeback queen and you're just a peasant. :)
Bye Felicia.
And byeeeee munchkinnnnsssss!!!!
P.S.
Ummm, off with this girls head though, like uh no bye.
