Part 1 : Jews suck

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"Screw the Jews" group chat
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Kyle : 
Whys the group chat name "Screw the Jews"

Cartman :
Because no one likes Jews

Kyle :
I should've known it was you fatass

Cartman :
IM NOT FAT

Kyle :
Whatever helps you sleep at night fatass

Cartman :
ATLEAST IM NOT A STUPID JEW

Stan :
I would take being a Jew over a fatass anyday

Kenny :
Exactly how you gonna get bitches if your a fatass

Cartman :
IM NOT EVEN FAT YOU GUYS IM BIG BONED

Kyle :
YOUVE BEEN SAYING THE SAME THING SINCE PRESCHOOL

Cartman :
SHUT UP JEW IM TRYING TO DEFEND MYSELF HERE

Cartman was muted by Kyle

Kyle : Great he's gone

Kenny :
It's not fun anymore imma get off

Stan :
Yea it's kind of boring now

Kenny and Stan are offline

Kyle :
Wait no

Kyle :
You guys come back

Kyle :
Ugh

Cartman was unmuted by Kyle

Kyle :
There

Kenny and Stan are now online

Stan :
Alright I'm back

Kenny :
It seems so fun here all the sudden

Kyle :
You guys suck

Cartman :
Awwww

Cartman :
Kyle missed meeee

Kyle :
You wish

Kyle :
I only unmuted you cause Stan left

Stan :
Thanks dude

Cartman :
So your inlove with Stannn

Cartman :
That's really gay of you

Kyle :
Shut up fatass

Kenny :
Woah dude you didn't even try to deny it

Cartman :
KYLES A HOMOSEXUALLLL

Bebe and Wendy are now online

Wendy :
Who's a homosexual??

Bebe :
Another gay couple!?

Cartman :
Yea it's Stan and Kyleee

Wendy :
Stan you finally moved on!!

Stan :
Well actually

Wendy :
I'm so happy for you!!

Bebe :
If Stan and Kyle are dating they MUST have good ship name!!

Wendy :
To the girls group chat!!

Kyle :
Wait no

Bebe and Wendy are now offline

Kyle :
Look what you've done now fatass

Stan :
Yea now everyone at school is gonna think me and Kyle are together

Cartman :
Blame Kyle for giving off homosexual vibes

Kenny :
Im sure Kyle wouldn't mind everyone thinking you guys are a couple

Kyle :
You too Kenny??

Kyle :
Screw all you guys

Kyle :
Except Stan.

Cartman :
HOMOSEXUALLLL

Kyle is now offline

Stan :
God damnit

Cartman :
Go get your boyfriend Stan

Stan :
Fuck you Cartman

Stan is now offline

Kenny :
Their so gay dude

Cartman :
I thought Craig and Tweek were the only homos but i guess there's more

Craig is now online

Craig :
Don't ever say my name again 🖕

Craig is now offline

Cartman :
I will never understand homos.

Inspired by that one story "South Park Online ||South Park" I forgot the user. The main 4 + Bebe and Wendy were the only ones in this but I promise they'll be more 🙏🙏 I hope y'all liked this fr

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