Part 20 : Stan's hair

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"Blondes suck ass!!" group chat
8 online

Stan :
hey guys..?

Kyle :
yeah??

Wendy :
what happened with you now

Kenny :
Wendy do you always assume Stan did something bad

Wendy :
i mean thats how it always went in our relationship 🌚

Nicole :
that's wild

Heidi :
personally, i could never date a guy like stan

Bebe :
this girl.

Red :
Heidi, you dated cartman..

Red :
I don't think you have much of a say in this..

Heidi :
well that's different

Red :
how so

Heidi :
🌚

Bebe :
proved my point

Nicole :
thats not 😬..

Kyle :
@Stan you good??

Red :
fags omg 😭.

Kyle :
kys ❤️.

Kenny :
absolutely wild.😭

Bebe :
speak from the heart ig

Stan :
focus pls 💔

Kyle :
sorry stan

Red :
pls try fentanyl

Kenny :
im texting in the gc after so long n this is my welcome back 🌚?

Bebe :
bitch gtfo then 😭

Kenny :
no

Kenny :
ppl love me here

Kenny :
also don't be a hater 🙄.

Bebe :
mb blondie 🌚

Kenny :
girl.

Kenny :
ur also blonde.

Red :
ik this bitch did not just say girl 😭

Nicole :
but he did

Wendy :
sassy man apocalypse

Kenny :
haters.

Kenny :
yall hate me cause im awesome sauce

Heidi :
who lied to him

Red :
probably butters..

Wendy :
let's not bring butter into this ☹️

Red :
oh right‼️.

Kyle :
anyways.

Kyle :
you can continue stan

Stan :
wow.

Stan :
you guys might have adhd cs wtf

Red :
stfu.

Red :
quit ur yapping n get to the point

Stan :
ok

Stan :
so basically

Stan :
im washing my hair rn

Heidi :
most basic human chore

Heidi :
continue tho

Stan :
mk

Stan :
but like there's so much gunk coming out of it..

Red :
..

Red :
bitch elaborate..

Stan :
like bugs n other stuff

Kyle :
what.

Wendy :
bugs..?

Red :
bitch that's lice.

Bebe :
oh hell no.

Nicole :
that's disgusting..

Kenny :
STAN WTF 😭😭..

Kenny :
not even me.

Kyle :
stan

Kyle :
stay put

Kyle :
im omw with shampoo

Wendy :
praying for that dudes hair..

Bebe :
atp shave it off.

Kenny :
this time it wasn't me

Red :
shut up ur still poor

Kenny :
k

i ain't know what's up w the text but yolo i realized like half way through but at thats point i didnt care
ALSO TY FOR 10k READS 🫶‼️.

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