Part 3 : More homosexuals!?

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"Screw the Jews" group chat
7 online

Stan :
No way dude!?

Bebe :
But it would be so cute !!

Kyle :
Dude I'm not gay and neither is Stan

"Girls 💗" group chat
4 online

Red :
What happened to them not playing the 'im not gay" card?

Nichole :
Right? It's just like Creek all over again..

Bebe :
Hey in our defense we only stayed there for a few minutes

Wendy :
Yea we heard from Cartman that Kyle and Stan are homosexuals

Red :
AND YOU BELIEVED HIM??

Nichole :
🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

Bebe :
They didn't deny it though 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wendy :
Let's just go back to the group chat

"Screw the Jews" group chat
7 online

Kyle :
Where'd they go...

Wendy :
Back

Bebe :
THINK ABOUT IT WOULD BE SO CUTEEE

Stan :
NO

Red :
We already thought of ship name though 😼

Stan :
What.

Heidi :
Style! By me, Heidi Turner

Nichole :
Oh its just perfect!! Not long and adorable!!

Kyle :
What kind of gayass ship name is that

Stan :
Seriously dude if your gonna make a ship name, at least make it good

Kenny is online

Kenny :
Who's getting a ship name

Wendy :
Stan and Kyle!

Kenny :
Oh the fags

Kyle :
Kenny again??

Kenny :
It's alright dude

Stan :
How is it alright!?

Kenny :
If it makes you feel better I'm a gayass too

Cartman is online

Cartman :
AW SICK. OUR GROUP CANT BE FULL OF FAGS

Bebe :
SHUT UP FATASS

Cartman :
YOU SHUT UP BEBE

Kyle :
Cartman shut up cuz you literally embarrass our group

Stan :
Yea dude Craig was making fun of us for having a fat kid in our group

Kenny :
Isn't Clyde the 2nd fattest kid

Stan :
That's what I told him!

Craig is online

Craig :
Yea but Cartmans fatter

Red :
Hey Craig 🖕!!

Craig :
🖕🖕

Cartman :
IM NOT FAT GODDAMNIT.

Craig :
Whatever you say fatty.

Craig is now offline

Cartman :
At least I'm not a fag!!

Stan :
Shut up Cartman

Bebe :
Since everyones coming out as gay I guess me and Wendy should too

Wendy :
Bebe and I are bisexual!!

Cartman :
GROSS!! THIS GROUP CHAT IS FULL OF FAGSS!!

Bebe :
BEING GAY AND BI ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS

Cartman :
YOUR STILL FAGS

Cartman was muted by Bebe

Stan :
Thank you

Bebe :
Yea he was getting annoying

Tweek is now online

Red :
Hi Tweezers

Tweek :
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Nichole :
ih?

Red :
I'm a Tweek translator he said 'hi'

Tweek :
rdes mye bste tewwek transtlateor

Red :
Tweek translator: reds my best tweek translator

Red :
Thank you Tweezers

Nichole :
Why is Red and Tweek bonding cuter than Craig and Tweek bonding..

Red :
Im better than old Craigo 💪

Craig is now online

Craig :
Fuck you Red 🖕

Stan :
How did this conversation go from talking about homosexuals to talking about Tweek and Red

Heidi :
You want us to talk about you and Kyle?

Stan :
No that's not what I meant.

Wendy :
That's so cute!!

Bebe :
So 5 reasons why Style should be a thing

Kyle :
Goddamnit

Kyle is now offline

Stan :
Kyle no

Tweek :
gogg tge ru bf tsan

Red :
Tweek translator: go get ur bf stan

Stan :
Not you too Tweek

Stan is now offline

Red :
They love us

Bebe :
100%

I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD LOVE WRITING SO MUCH LMAO

Next chapter is about the blondes of South Park 😼

Tweek translator idea by : auxx_666

Yes I'm crediting them for this 💪💪

Ok bye !!!

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