“Blondes suck ass!!” groupchat
5 onlineCraig :
I love Tweek sm :3Red :
WhatCartman :
Stop flexing your relationshipWendy :
Your just mad you didn't go on a real dateCartman :
Do us a favor and go fuck yourselfBebe :
I'll do you a better oneBebe :
You should go kysCraig :
I love Tweek :33Red :
STOP SAYING THAT, WEIRDOCraig :
No <3Red :
YO WAITRed :
LET ME SSCartman :
Why?Red :
Blackmail obviouslyCartman :
Oh.Cartman :
WAIT LET ME SS TOOCraig :
I'm a little gay stripe fanRed :
HELP WHAT??Craig :
I'm soooooooooooo gay for Tweek :3Bebe :
You know it's bad when I can see it 😧Wendy :
Did someone hack into his account or somethingRed :
Ion know but this shit is funny 😭Craig :
I love Tweek more than Stripe and red racerRed :
.Cartman :
WhatBebe :
.Wendy :
.Craig :
:3Red :
Who are you and what have you done to my cousin.Craig :
WhatCraig :
I'm just saying Tweek is better :3Red :
This is good blackmail but it's also concerning 😟Wendy :
Are you sick or something?Bebe :
He might be kidnapped and is forced to say this stuffRed :
Why would you say that 😦Red :
Craig are you sure your okay 😦Craig :
Yeah???Red :
Is Tweek with you?Wendy :
He probably isCraig :
NO DEIFNETLY NO TWEEKRed :
What's with that typo 😟..Bebe :
I don't think I've ever seen Craig do a typoCraig :
Oh shitCraig :
Anyways, I love coffee so muchRed :
YOU TOLD ME YOU HATED IT???Cartman :
This is weird as fuck.Craig :
I changed my mind 🙄Red :
WHAATTATAT???Red :
YOU LITERALLY HATE CHABGECartman :
You guys are weird I'm getting out of hereCartman is offline
Red :
Oh shit I'm turning into TweekCraig :
EXCUSE ME??Red :
WHAT.?Red :
Wait I think I know what's going on hereRed :
Sort ofRed :
A littleCraig :
Oh uhCraig is offline
Red :
Nevermind I don't knowLater 😘.
Craig is online
Craig :
Guys Tweek was with me a few hours ago and I was asleep.Cartman is online
Red is online
Wendy is online
Cartman :
Meaning?Craig :
Get out of here fat boy. I know you won't be helpCartman :
Kys fagCartman is offline
Red :
There's good old Craigy boy with his grammarCraig :
Whatever. Anyways did Tweek do anything stupid when I was sleeping?Red :
OHHHHHHHHWendy :
OhhhhCraig :
So?Red :
Yeah you might want to back readCraig :
.After back reading 🤑
Craig :
WHAT THE FUCK.Red :
HELOWendy :
😭Craig :
@TweekRed :
Nah you might wanna go find himWendy :
Yeah I don't think he'll come online after thatRed :
Don't do anything when you find him tho !!!Craig :
Red, what the fuck.Red :
Oh shit I've probably been reading too many fanfics tooCraig :
LoserRed :
SHUT UP YOUR STILL WAITING FOR TWEEK TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR FANFIC PRIVILEGECraig :
Fuck you Red 🖕Giggles
Thank you to the same follower that dmed me these suggestions:3
They're probably the reason I'm gonna be posting 8 more parts to this tbh 🤡
If anyone has suggestions please feel free to dm me some :3
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Humor"Hey there's this new groupchat feature" -Cartman "So?" -Kyle "I'm gonna make one and add everyone" -Cartman "..Great." -Kyle - You never really know what to expect in a group chat. Much less a group chat that Cartman made. However, you can always s...