THIS CHAPTER FINNA BE SHORT SO DON'T EXPECT ALOT
“Blondes suck ass!!” group chat
5 online
Butters :
Is anyone's birthday coming up?
Bebe :
Mm idk
Red :
Why?
Butters :
I have a feeling its someone's birthday
Butters :
I wanna get them something
Red :
You have a feeling?
Craig :
I know who's birthday it is
Red :
Oh it's today?
Craig :
Yup
Butters :
Wait really?
Butters :
Who's is it?
Craig :
I won't say
Craig :
That's for me, Red, and Tricia to know
Craig :
MHMM -Tricia
Butters :
Pleaseee
Red :
You gonna have to bribe him if you wanna know
Bebe :
Wait don't you know, Red?
Red :
Yeah but I'm only saying that if you wanna get the person a present just get them coffee
Red :
Or send them a happy birthday msg
Bebe :
We can't do that if we don't know who's birthday it is tho
Red :
Craig's gonna get mad if I say so
Red :
Figure it out
Craig :
Losers
Bebe :
Stfu ur a loser
Craig :
A cool one
Bebe :
Nuhuh
Craig :
Yuhuh
Red :
Or you can also get a cat for the person
Craig :
.
Butters :
That sounds and awful lot like Tweek
Red :
Does it?
Bebe :
Wait
Bebe :
Oh nevermind I know
Bebe :
I got a notification on my calendar rn
Tweek is online
Tweek :
hihihihi
Butters :
Hi Tweek!!
Butters :
We're trying to figure out who's birthday it is
Butters :
Do you have an idea?
Tweek :
Erm no?
Craig :
Wait what
Tweek :
What?
Red :
Wait Tweek are u fr?
Tweek :
Yeah?
Bebe :
Is my calendar wrong?
Tweek :
Guys im srs whos birthday is it
Butters :
That's what I'm saying
Bebe :
TWEEK..
Red :
Pookie..
Craig :
It's your birthday, right..?
Tweek :
Is it?
Tweek :
HOLD ON LET ME DO MATH
Craig :
What.
Red :
HUH..?
Bebe :
Bro am I wrong or is tweek wrong?
Tweek :
Nevermind guys
Tweek :
It's my birthday lmao
Craig :
Tweek, do you seriously not know your own bday..?
Red :
My brother in christ..
Bebe :
You dumbass
Tweek :
I FORGET MY OWN BIRTHDAY SOMETIMES OKAY??
Butters :
I'll get you something, Tweek!
Butters :
I have money saved up for this
Tweek :
Thank you<3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SONN 🤗💗.
THIS CHAPTER WAS REQUESTED BUT ITS ALSO A GIFT FOR MY GAY SON
No Cartman cuz we can't have him ruining my hijos birthday
unacceptable behavior fr
anyways bye
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South Park GC | SP
Humor"Hey there's this new groupchat feature" -Cartman "So?" -Kyle "I'm gonna make one and add everyone" -Cartman "..Great." -Kyle - You never really know what to expect in a group chat. Much less a group chat that Cartman made. However, you can always s...
