"Blondes suck ass!!" group chat
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Kyle :
Wait what
Stan :
Hold on do I have a say in this?
Red :
If you really think about it no
Stan :
ok red 🌝.
Red :
ok stan 💀.
Wendy :
Look it's just a harmless little thing
Kyle :
No because wym you want to give stan a makeover??
Wendy :
idk
Nicole :
It's just to make him look more presentable
Kenny :
Is it mandatory for stan to get one 😭..
Bebe :
no but it would really help him and his acne
Kyle :
Bitch are you tweaking
Bebe :
bitch are YOU tweaking?
Red :
not too much on bebe she'll really mop you up
Kyle :
stan is fine and he doesn't have any acne
Red :
me when i lie
Nicole :
stop lying to him
Stan :
wtf is acne
Wendy :
he doesn't even know what acne is
Kenny :
cut him some slack he's clueless 😭
Stan :
guys im fr 😥
Kenny :
yeah and even i know what that is
Stan :
what is it
Kenny :
go search it up
Kyle :
ok but the point is that stan is perfect
Red :
no need to lie
Nicole :
hes brainwashed
Bebe :
face the reality kyle
Wendy :
cant say nth cause that's my ex 🌚..
Kenny :
wendy trying to not get cancelled 😭
Kenny :
can u guys tell i like this emoji 😭
Bebe :
no
Red :
nah
Wendy :
yes
Nichole :
definitely not
Kyle :
LMAO
Kenny :
u guys should kys 😒
Stan :
guys i searched it up
Stan :
ew i do have that huh
Kyle :
no stan you dont the girls are just haters
Red :
ur not gonna be my lawyer
Wendy :
what the 🌝
Nicole :
me trying to defend myself even when i 100% did smth
Bebe :
Kyle is saying a whole lot of nothing
Kenny :
EW ??
Kenny :
it's literally normal what are you talking abt 💀🌚
Stan :
it's still gross
Kenny :
HOW??
Stan :
idk
Kyle :
if stan says it's gross then it's gross
Kyle :
end of story no questions asked
Stan :
😛😜
Red :
stop yapping
Wendy :
stan we're giving you a makeover either way
Nicole :
idc we needa fix stan 💀
Bebe :
he needs to be helped immediately
Kenny :
this is stans glow up era guys
Kyle :
he doesn't need a glow up
Red :
stfu
Red :
we know you wanna defend your boyfriend but turn it down a notch 🤨
Bebe :
at least be realistic with him 🙄
Kenny :
brutally honest 😭🙏‼️
Nicole :
open up stan we're gonna give you a makeover ‼️‼️
Stan :
WHAT 😦..
Kyle :
omg 😐.
Kenny :
not me tho yall stay safe 🫡
Kyle :
shut up
Kenny :
mb 😔
guys im alive dw 😜 i wasn't even gone for that long yall are just dramatic 😭. i ate this chapter up lowkey
but uhm anyways guys this is ur monthly update and expect another one in 2 months cause i like disappearing 🫡.
and if yall dont like it then uhm 🥶..
WOMP WOMP
that was a joke guys dont get mad 🙄. but anyways bye 😛.
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South Park GC | SP
Humor"Hey there's this new groupchat feature" -Cartman "So?" -Kyle "I'm gonna make one and add everyone" -Cartman "..Great." -Kyle - You never really know what to expect in a group chat. Much less a group chat that Cartman made. However, you can always s...
