This is so fucking cliche I can't 💀💀💀
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MCs POV:
Jesus fucking Christ. I hate people. Today was shitty- Actually, shitty is an understatement. I slam the door, and my dad looked at me weirdly. "Well, my day went GREAT, thanks for asking!" I shut the door to my room and throw my bags down with a such force I thought I could feel the house shake. Fuck, I need a distraction. I pull out my phone and call the only person who doesn't make fun of me. Kyle.
Kyle 🧡
Sup dude
sup
can you come over????????
Y???
idk i thought we could play on my okama
mk
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And with that, I turned my phone off and sat in my bed until I heard my dad scream that someone was at the door for me. I almost fell down my stairs to get to the door. "Hi, Kyle! Let's go to my room." We both sprinted up the stairs, and I turned on my Okama Gamesphere.
"What games do ya got?" He asked as I climbed onto the floor next to him. "I got Fatty Doo Doo Kart." I smiled at him.
We played for about 10 minutes before I kept thinking about what Bebe said... 'Stupid fat whore'... "Hey, Kyle?" "Yeah?" I bit my gums. "Am I fat?" He jolts his head to stare at me. "What?! No! Who the fuck said you were?" I was about to cry. I paused the game. "... Bebe-" "Bebe?! She's the one to talk! I swear to fucking god." Why was he so worked up? "Listen, MC, you're not fat. I swear." I broke. I started wailing like a toddler, as he held me. "No, no, MC, you're not fat. Bebe's just jealous. You're beautiful." I look at him, no longer crying.
"W-wait, no- I meant, like-" He was cut off by me laughing my ass off. "Oh, shut up!" He whined. I weakly smiled. "I mean, you are beautiful..." He looked away. I blushed and cupped his head in my hands. "Kyle I-" He pulled me into a small kiss, and as we parted he smiled softly before whispering 'I love you.'
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Sorry if this sucks balls, I'm not chubby, I'm malnourished, and a beanpole. Like, in an unattractive way, you can see my ribs.
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