Rdj/Tony Stark x Reader

Rescheduled (Tony Stark x Reader)

Summary: After the last head of Public Relations quits, the new head tries to manage and smooth over Tony’s erratic behaviour but grows increasingly more frustrated with his attempts to ignore her until one night it gets too much. 

Gender: Female (she/her)

Rating: Mature (18+ only blog)

Tags: Pre Iron Man, bisexual!Tony Stark, Playboy Tony, mentions of sex, mentions of infidelity, explicit language, alcohol and drunkenness, office communication, pre relationship

To: tony.stark.desk

From: pr.head.452

Subject: Replacement Starts Monday

TL;DR: subject line because fuck knows you won’t actually read the rest.

In fact, I’m so confident you won’t that I’ll forfeit my severance if you do. But given that you’ve ignored every single one of messages for the past month, it’s probably a fair bet. Honestly, I doubt you’ll even notice I’m gone but you’ve paid me enough over the past six months for me to do you the courtesy of leaving you this message just in case.

My replacement doesn’t start until Monday so try not to make any major fuck ups over the weekend until she does. The last thing she needs is to be thrown straight into the deep end to clean up one of your drug hazed orgies. God knows where HR dug her up but somehow she is actually a decent person as well as being a natural fixer, and deserves way better than the shityou have put me through this year – yes, I am talking about Monaco. And Seoul. And especially Vladivostok. I hear that you try any of that shit on her and I will take a rusty blade to your balls.

Last, before I go and get royally pissed on the rest of the champagne your company credit card so kindly purchased as a leaving gift, one final piece of advice: keep it in your pants. I literally can’t stress that enough. Your dick has gotten you into so much trouble and I bet my life savings that it absolutely will again. Thanks for the nightmares, Stark.

To: tony.stark.desk

From: pr.head.453

Subject: Introductions

Good morning, Mr Stark.

All of the papers say you had a great time in California this weekend at the conference and your keynote appears to have gone down very well with all the analysts. I’ll be honest, I don’t understand a huge amount of the details but it seems congratulations are in order! Both the board and the press are very pleased, and your public rating is higher than ever. There have been so many requests for comments after the announcement of your purchase of Triton Tech that the entire department hasn’t stopped fielding calls since the phones came online.

Since I can’t seem to access any of my predecessor’s correspondence with you on the network – IT appear to have locked, and or deleted, them all – I have scheduled a time with your secretary for tomorrow morning so that we I can properly introduce myself and go over the few notes she left behind about your current PR strategies. I look forward to meeting you face to face and getting to discuss your plans, and our professional partnership, moving forward.

To: tony.stark.desk

From: pr.head.453