dear diary | minsung

20

1/10/2014

dear diary,
today school was good, i had a lot of self studies so i had a lot of free time to hang out at the library to gossip about spicy hot tea in school with seungkwan and wonwoo while changbin had classes. poor guy.

so i found out that apparently it's chan's birthday in two days and this one guy in changbin's class wants to do a big like asking out thing for chan bc he likes him so much. chan is pretty popular around here so him and changbin being friends is a big thing to them girls. changbin isn't really popular which he loves because he loves attention but not specifically from everyone in the school since people are idiots. changbin says he thinks that he likes the boy back but he's not sure. he said that someone spread a rumor about chan cheating on his non existent girlfriend with a guy from his grade.

chan is popular for his visuals. and the boy who likes him is extremely unpopular and only a very very few people know him, one of them being changbin. i swear changbin knows the whole world, if you ask him like "do you know osama bin ladin's grandmother's great grandfathers cousins friends great great granddaughters bestie" he'll be like "omg yes i do she's my bestie,  grew up with her" type shit.

ALSO TURNS OUT THAT BLONDE HYUNJIN WHO ACTS INTENSELY STRAIGHT, ATTRACTS THE WHOLE POPULATION OF GIRLS AND EVEN FLIRTS WITH THEM IS A RAGING BISEXUAL WITH A PREFERENCE OF MEN AND IS DATING THE FLOWER SHOP BOY SEUNGMIN????

HYUNJIN ALMOST ALL THE TIME MAKES OUT WITH SHITTY HETERO 9TH GRADERS IN THE FUCKING BOYS BATHROOM WHAT IS THIS. they were also shamelessly making out at the corner of the library today and i somehow caught them while trying to find vintage romance fictions. our library is huge so im not surprised they got away with it. DO YOU KNOW WHEN I CAUGHT THEM MAKING OUT HYUNJIN SAW ME FIRST AND WAS SO FUCKING SHAMELESS AND CONTINUED BUT THEN WHEN SEUNGMIN NOTICED ME HE BECAME SO SHY AND HID INTO HYUNJINS SHOULDER. seungmin is so feminine its adorable. also, i don't know how seungkwan is too friends with almost the whole school but he's close friends with seungmin too and kwan told me that seungmin is a top and hyunjin is a bottom. funniest thing i heard i literally started wheezing.

hyunjin always like he's some posh top and it's funny but finding out he's a bottom is even funnier. i mean look at seungmin, he's adorable but boy was that unexpected.

so it spread around school because they both came out with their relationship. i think seungkwan, i and wonwoo are the only ones who know that seungmin is top. just praying that nobody ever find this diary or i will be murdered by seungkwan with his bare hands.

also oh my god there's one straight relationship in our school that's the most adorable thing i've seen. i don't know their names but it's seriously the cutest thing to ever exist, they're like relationship goals. they've been together for three years and the relationship is so healthy. i wish to have a relationship like that with my future husband.

another thing kwan told me was that a chaos kid named beomgyu is in love with one of the finest people in the school, his name is terry or something and he's popular only because of him and his iconic glasses that make him one fine bitch. chaos kid is really nice actually, i once spoke to him, he maybe besties with yeonjun and gang who are all chaos but chaos kid is the main chaos maker, i love his vibes.

i also found out on my own that the popular kid jungkook from chan's gang (which is so popular) is in a relationship too but i don't know with who. chan's gang consists of chan, wonwoo's golden retriever boy, some boy name dongmin, jungkook and someone else i can't recall his name, i think it's it's or something. turns out he's close with seungkwan. holy hell i need more friends.

anyways bye i will spill the rest of the tea later

- love, min <3