Electric Love - R. Meeks

{ 𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙵𝚕𝚢 }

"I'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ sᴄᴀʀs, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇ sᴇᴇɴ. Aɴᴅ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɢᴇᴛs ʜᴀʀᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. Pᴀʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ. Rɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴsᴇʟᴇss. Fᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏɴʟʏ, ɪ'ʟʟ sʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. I'ᴍ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ʜᴀʟғ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ. Nᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ. Fᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏɴʟʏ."

--------------

Windsor College was lucky enough to have a smoothie shop located on its campus. Dewey, Randy, and Belle walked in to the smoothie shop and waited in its line.

Belle got one that had coconut, banana, strawberry, pineapple, and mango. It had both a straw and a spoon. As they were walking over to a table, smoothies in hand, Randy nudged Belle gently and motioned towards the TV.

"So tell us about this part you're getting rave reviews for,"

"Well I play this young girl, Sidney Prescott, who discovers that her boyfriend is this crazy serial killer who also killed her mother a year before that," A woman on the TV said, it took Belle half a second to realize the woman was Tori Spelling.

"So what kind of research did you do for the part?" The blonde reporter asked.

"Well I read the book, obviously," Tori Spelling began. Belle couldn't hear what other research she'd done as Randy started speaking loudly over her.

"I don't get it!" He complained, "They get Tori Spelling to play Sid and they cast Joel Lo-Nobody to play me!"

"If it makes you feel any better, Sid hates Tori Spelling," Belle chimed.

"It doesn't!" Randy continued, "Even Dewey got somebody cooler than me! He got David fucking Schwimmer!"

They sat down at a tall table. Dewey and Randy were across from each other and Belle was in the middle.

"I get the guy who drove Jane Seymour's stage coach for one episode of Doctor Quinn,"

Belle looked at Randy and put her finger to her mouth, telling him to shut up. He took the hint as all three of them turned their attention back to the blonde reporter on the TV.

"This is Tori Spelling starring in the new film, Stab,"

The scene on the TV flipped to show Tori Spelling dressed as Sidney and Luke Wilson dressed as Billy standing in a set that was meant to be Woodsboro High.

"Billy! You scared me, what are you doing here?" Tori Sidney asked.

"They let me go, Sid, I didn't do it. I'm innocent," Luke Billy replied.

"I know," Tori Sidney said.

Luke Billy put his hand to Tori Sidney's cheek, but she pulled it off with a small "please".

"Why won't you let me touch you?" Luke Billy complained.

"Look," Tori Sidney paused, "I've been going through a lot lately, I mean, with my mom-"