BSD Oneshots

Oblivious Arch Enemies (Shin Soukoku)

(A/N: how in the world have I been part of this fandom as long as I have and this is the first time I'm writing content for one of the most popular ships? 💀 without further ado, enjoy!)

Atsushi was confused.

He had recently been thinking about someone a lot lately. His arch enemy, of all people.

What was this?

Atsushi was so confused that it began to affect his work.

Kunikida marched over to Atsushi, ready to lecture him.

Atsushi glanced up at Kunikida.

Kunikida stopped when he noticed Atsushi's expression. "Is everything ok, kid?"

"No," Atsushi replied only a little dramatically.

That seemed to have summoned his fellow drama queen, Dazai. The bandaged man waltzed over. "What seems to be the matter, young Atsushi?"

"I can't stop thinking of someone," Atsushi began.

"Mhm, mhm."

"Help..."

"Hm, not sure I can."

"What?!"

"Yes. Sorry, Atsushi. But I think you're doomed."

"I'm doomed?!"

"Very."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Kunikida looked from one coworker to the other and sighed. "Will you two please stop being so dramatic?"

"Kunikida! That's so mean." Dazai pouted.

"No."

"Yes." Dazai leaned against Kunikida and fake cried.

Kunikida sighed and patted Dazai. "Alright, I'm sorry."

Dazai perked up and grinned again.

Kunikida turned to Atsushi. "Who is it you can't stop thinking about?"

"Someone I never expected to be thinking about this much."

"That doesn't really tell me anything."

"Is it Akutagawa?" Dazai guessed.

"...How'd you know?" Atsushi asked.

"Just guessing."

"Am I that obvious...?"

"Yeah."

Atsushi sighed. "What does it matter, though? He and I are from enemy organizations and he hates me, so what's the point of doing anything about it?"

Meanwhile...

Akutagawa sighed, trying to work but finding it difficult. For some reason, he couldn't stop thinking about a certain weretiger he'd always been jealous of. And one he thought he hated, but now he was wondering if that was actually the case.

Chuuya glanced over at his friend. "Something up?"

Akutagawa looked back at Chuuya. "How do you stop thinking of someone you thought you hated but now you're not so sure?"

"That's oddly specific."

"It is, but it's also something I'm currently dealing with."

"Hm."

Q walked in and noticed Chuuya and Akutagawa, mostly a very defeated-looking Akutagawa. "Are you ok?"

"No," Akutagawa replied.