PISS OFF CHO CHANG || Hedric story

Chapter 29- Dumb bitch

Harry's eyes fluttered open as he gasped and shot out of bed. "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN!" He almost screamed. "Language Potter, just like your farther, he needed his mouth cleaned as well." Harry heard Snape say. "Oh hush you, how would you feel were you him? Sorry dear, they were crying and we didn't want them to wake you so the staff have just been playing with them, I have to say they are the most beautiful children I have ever seen." Harry turned around to see it was Professor Sprout speaking. Looking to the corner he could see Madam hooch and Lupin playing with his children. Harry sighed in relief and smiled. "As much as I am in gratitude to you professors. I would very much like to hold MY children." Harry emphasised on my in that sentence. The professors and Lupin smiled widely, and even Snape had a slight curl across his lips. Lupin put the little ones on his hip and walked over to Harry's bed. He placed them down gently before kissing Harry on the forehead and ruffling his hair. "For god sake Moony, you know how bad it it already, why turn a hair brush situation to a hair shaver situation?" Harry laughed, making the other professors and Remus giggle lightly. "Sorry I forget." He replied before taking one last look at the three before beckoning everyone out. "Oh Harry, breakfast starts in about an hour so get yourself ready." Lupin forced a smile. Is he for real? There is absolutely no way he can expect me to go to breakfast with two children, can he? Harry thought as he looked back to Gabriel and Archer as if they would answer him. All they did was giggle and raise their cute, little hands to prod his face.

After around three quarter of an hour of playing with his two kids, Harry got up and dressed into his uniform. It seemed that Minerva had gotten them matching jumpers that sported the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff colours. And for that he would be eternally grateful, were one of them a girl he would name them Minerva in a heart beat. "Right now time to face the stares... you ready?" All the twins did was stare at him weirdly making Harry laugh lightly as he placed the two on his hip.

Harry got many horrified looks as he entered the great hall, of course he did not go through the main doors, he went in through the staff entrance, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible, obviously failing miserably. The tables erupted into shouts and even louder whispers. Many taunts were thrown his way from the Slytherin table. He sat down next to Hermione and Ron, who oddly weren't surprised in the slightest. "Erm not that I'm not thankful that you aren't making a big deal out of this but... I have two children in my arms how are you so calm?" Harry asked. "The teachers briefed us. So... two kids from you and Cedric? Harry I'm so happy for you." Hermione almost squealed at the last part. Ron nodded before grinning, "yeah mate I'm happy for you as well." Ron said as he patted Archer on the head. "Oh Harry, can I please hold one?" Hermione squealed. Harry smiled and nodded, handing Gabriel over to Hermione, to which she happily accepted and began to bounce him on her knee. "So GRANGER IS THE MOTHER?!? I knew you were a mudblood but a slut to? Wow Granger how could you sink so low? And Potter this is laughable." Harry only smirked before getting up to Malfoy. "Actually they are mine and Cedric's children and talk about Hermione like that again and never mind being afraid of me you should be worrying about her." Harry whispered as a scary smirk crept on his lips. "Th-that's impossible, you've gone mad Potter, two men can't have children." Malfoy stuttered, now completely terrified. A thought crossed Harry's mind at how horrified the Slytherins would be if they knew he was telling the truth. "Oh really? Well how about this? I swear on my magic that these two children are mine and Cedric's." Harry began before Malfoy interjected. "Potter are you mad? You've just lost your mag-" It was Malfoy this time who was interrupted. Harry waved his wand before uttering, "lumos." His wand lit up as if nothing had happened. There was silence between everyone who was listening. Not even Archer or Gabriel were making any noise. Suddenly Harry saw Cho Chang get up. "NO! YOU ARE LYING! THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRICK!" She walled angrily as she charged up to Harry, slapping him before continuing. "I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH CEDRIC! YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME! THESE UGLY CHILDREN ARE NOT HIS! CEDRIC WAS MINE!" She screamed angrily as everyone looked at her horrified, even Malfoy wasn't on her side in this, however there was no one more furious then Harry and Minerva. Charging up to the gathering of students in her fabulous green velvet cloak. "HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES!" She barked. However Harry put a hand up for silence. "Please professor let me do this." Harry asked quietly, Mcgonagall looked like she was about to protest but she then nodded. Taking a great big sigh he glared at the Ravenclaw. "Listen here you dumb bitch. Cedric did not love you, he loved me. And these children are more than beautiful. And they are all I have left of Cedric, so don't ever AND I MEAN EVER TALK ABOUT THEM THAT WAY!" Harry spat at Cho. She began to cry even more now. "You are horrible Harry, how can you talk that way to someone." She cried but go no sympathy from anyone. "HOW CAN I TALK TO SOMEONE LIKE THAT?!? HOW CAN I?!? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU JUST TALKING ABOUT MY CHILDREN?!?!?" Harry yelled becoming perhaps as angry as anyone had ever seen him. However he quickly took a breath to calm himself down. "Do you know what... PISS OFF CHO CHANG!" Harry yelled before picking up his children and walking out the hall followed by a few.

(Author's note: and there we have have it people. The four iconic words 'PISS OFF CHO CHANG!' Oh don't worry this is not the end not even close so you can click off this chapter happily knowing that.)