PISS OFF CHO CHANG || Hedric story

Chapter 33- Six Form drama💅

Harry woke up with a splitting headache that morning, he had almost gotten no sleep due to being up all night thinking about Oscar, 'oh lady magic what am I to do?' He asked rhetorically as he got out of bed. Quickly changing into some light jeans, a white top and a red and white flannel jacket he went down with the twins for breakfast. Jacob as well as Seth and Leah were there, happily munching on their cereal. Looking up they saw Harry enter, were they in Wolf form I'm sure their tails would be wagging happily. "SIRIUS YOU ARE WATCHING THE TWINS TODAY!" Before Sirius could reply there was a great burst of green flames from the fireplace and two figures walked out. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT PETULANT PRAWN!" Mcgonagall barked as Dumbledore followed. "Oh Minnie babes haven't we all?" Dumbledore replied as the two sat down. Harry laughed as he dared to ask. "What's gone on now?" Minerva huffed at the question before answering. "THAT UMBITCH HAPPENED IS WHAT!" The room went silent, no one dared to say anything for they knew they probably wouldn't survive but they were all thinking the same thing, 'MCGONAGALL?!?!?! SWEARING?!?!?!'. "Right let's start at the beginning then." Harry finally said as he looked around, trying to hold in a smirk. "Right then I'll begin." Dumbledore sassily stood up before sitting back down and putting his feet on the table.

💅Dumbledore💅 flashback:

"Now I'm quite aware that Cedric Diggory passed away last year. Of course it's upsetting RIP Cedric, but life moves on... GET OVER IT!" Dumbledore said as he flicked his hair to the side as if he was making a period moment statement. However he was interrupted by an annoying cough from a toad like woman wearing pink. "Yeah, yeah I'm getting to you man." Dumbledore rolled his eyes. "There are some new teachers... anyway back to me." However once again an irritating cough from the woman interrupted him momentarily. "Minerva? What does this clown think it's doing?" Dumbledore said, his voice getting a new level of sass and volume to it. "She needs to stop, he doesn't like sharing attention." Mcgonagall groaned as she leaned over to Snape. "Mmmm, he's like an ancient, bearded, baby." Snape replied, a little bit of sass with him this time. "IS SHE GETTING UP?!?!?!" Dumbledore cried out in rage as Umbridge rose from her seat. "We should maybe do something..." Mcgonagall whispered half heartedly. "No let's just let it happen." Snape replied as he adjusted in his seat. "DON'T YOU COME WALKING OVER HERE!" Dumbledore shouted and momentarily Umbitch, ehhmmm sorry speaking mistake 100% I meant to say Umbridge, did you know I cried when Voldemort died because it wasn't her? Anyway back to the story. Umbridge stopped for a moment, her sickly sweet smile faltering momentarily, before she recomposed herself and continued to walk to the middle of the stage. "NO! ST-STOP!!!!" Dumbledore shouted as she continued, when she finally stood in front of him he gasped dramatically. "Thank you headmaster." Umbitch, cough cough sorry I'm messing up a lot aren't I? Umbridge said in a horrific voice. "I'm gonna drop kick you across Gryffindor table." Dumbledore stated flatly. "Us at the Ministry take education very seriously." Umbridge continued however inside she was afraid. "SERIOUSLY GET OFF MY PODIUM OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE!" Dumbledore almost screamed as his eyes went lightly mad. "Is Dumbledore shaking?" Hermione asked Ron. "Looks like it..." Ron mused before tucking into another chicken wing. "GO! SHOO" Dumbledore shouted as Umbridge bristly walked back to her seat. "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?!? THAT AUDACITY!" Dumbledore sassily spoke as he rolled his eyes in protest.

End of Flashback...

Harry spat out his drink laughing. "SHE DID NOT!" Harry laughed and hiccuped at the same time. "SHE DID!" Dumbledore shouted as Mcgonagall rolled her eyes. "Albus get your bloody feet off the table now." Dumbledore was about to protest but met the angry gaze of Mcgonagall made him submit immediately, "YOU THINK YOU HAD IT BAD?!?!? I WAS CLOSE TO THROWING ARMS WITH THAT WOMAN!" Mcgonagall barked.

✨Mcgonagall✨ flashback:

"OH MY GOD! LADS! IT'S HAPPENING!" Dumbledore shouted at the entrance of the great hall. "What's happening?!?" The majority of students said. "MINNIE VS UMBRIDGE! IT'S A FIGHT! A REAL FIGHT!" Dumbledore shouted as he turned on his heal. "COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!" Dumbledore shouted as he ran out with the students hot on his tail. Turning a corner, sure enough there were Mcgonagall and Umbridge. "Minerva I think you are just a-" Umbridge was cut off by Mcgonagall before she could finish. "Are you about to call me a pussy because I'm a cat?" Mcgonagall asked flatly, not even raising an eyebrow. Umbridge looked like she was about to open her mouth but faltered and stayed silent. "Imaginative," Mcgonagall snapped sarcastically. "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE HOBBIT I WILL BACK HAND YOU DOWN THESE STAIRS!" Mcgonagall shouted at the little woman. "WOOOOOOOO!" Dumbledore cheered. "YOU DON'T TURN UO TO MY SCHOOL AND START CUTTING MY CHILDREN!" Mcgonagall continued as he tone built up in volume and venom. "Sorry who's school?" Dumbledore asked but Mcgonagall ignored him. "I will talk to Cornelius-" Umbridge began but once again was interrupted. "AGAIN WITH THE FUDGE THIRST! IT'S EMBARRASSING! YOU ARE A SPITEFUL SLUG AND NO ONE WANTS TO SPEND AND TIME IN YOUR VICINITY! SECRETING YOUR EVIL ALL OVER OUT CASTLE! NO WONDER FLITCH FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WITH A MOP!" Mcgonagall shouted with sassy notes for the first time. "AHHHHHH IT'S SO NASTY!" Dumbledore cheered as he wiped away tears of joy from the drama he was witnessing. "Next time I'll have you!" Umbridge indignantly huffed in frustration. "I'm quaking..." Mcgonagall said flatly as she strutted away and barked for students to get to lesson.