Aru Shah One-Shots

the diary entries of the potatoes

AN: hey guys. i promise i'm working on MTJAG and something that was requested. i promise i am. but i'm just at a stand still in MTJAG rn and i feel bad for kind of just ghosting you all so. here's what i think the potatoes different journal entries would look like!

Aru Shah
dear journal... i don't know how to start this. like do i just right stuff? if this is supposed to be like therapy i quit. like goodbye. adios amigos. im out. im a okay. i'd rather suffer 😍
joking!!! joking everyone! who is "everyone" aru? like huh? basically no one is gonna see this so that's crazy. anyway adios journal!

Mini
Correction to Aru's entry, *write. One would think that if she's in high school she would know how to spell, but perhaps not. Everyone is on a different level, and that's okay. We support everyone here. According to Hanuman, we're supposed write in here about how we are feeling and how we're doing, but I don't fully agree with that. Me? Writing down my feelings for everyone to see? No thank you. I'll just go to my therapist. So, that's all for me. Goodbye, Journal. I hope we never meet again.

Brynne
what have I been up to? trick question. a lot, really. the other day I went bowling with Aiden and Rudy. BIGGEST mistake of my life. Rudy kept admiring his reflection in the balls and I was so sick of it. I just wanted to punt one at his stupid head.
then, I went to get ice cream with Hira yesterday. that was cool. I think she said it was her first time or something, which is crazy.
why is Rudy glaring at me? what the actual

Rudy
HELLO. it's thy, Rudy, all y'all's favorite. do not listen to Brynne I did not steal the journal from her. i merely borrowed it to put in the very important details of my life because i am the most important here. i mean, let's not lie to ourselves, we all love me. of course not more than i love me. but we all love me a lot so. let me say, twitter has been

Brynne
RUDRA STOP OR I SWEAR TO GOD he's screaming like a baby

Rudy
the scream i just scrempt.

Brynne
IF YOU DONT STOP STEALING THE NOTEBOOK I SWEAR TO G

Rudy
she's so dramatic and for what?

Brynne
RUDRA IM TRYING TO DO WHAT I WAS ASKED AND YOURE JUST STEALING THE NOTEBOOK. YOURE ABOUT TO RIP OUT A PAGE AND YOURE ACTING LIKE ITS NO BIG THING

Rudy
"okay you got me there. but that is not a crime"

Aiden
I had to break up the cat fight. Brynne currently has a very strong grip on Rudra's hair and Rudra is grasping on her leg begging for mercy. It's kind of funny to watch.

Rudy
SHE IS GOING TO RIP OUT MY LUCIOUS

Aiden
Rudra, cut it out. Snatch this book from one more person and I can guarantee that you're never going to see the light of day again. I will tell your parents.
Sorry, now that we're alone. I've felt kind of stressed recently. I don't know about what. The Sleeper is gone, so we don't have anything like, threatening our world right now, or the Underworld for that matter. But, schools rough. Yeah, I'm good at school, but that doesn't mean it's not going to be stressful.
I'm now realizing my handwriting is getting more sloppy as this continues, so I'm going to call this a day, hand it in the Hanuman. So, goodbye for now journal. It was a pleasure knowing you and

Brynne
why is this man writing like the books a person? freak. anyway. BUH BYEEEEE. love ya everyone. who is everyone? what the

Rudy
YODELAYEEEEHOOOOO
ADIOS CHICAS