Child!Me: *Crying*
Scorpion: Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero: Yes Scorpion?
Scorpion: What is this? *points to me*
Sub-Zero: I think it's a kid
Child!Me: *Still crying*
Scorpion: W-Why is it making that sound?
Sub-Zero: I dunno
Scorpion: Well it's annoying!
Sub-Zero: I know!
Scorpion: Make it stop!
Sub-Zero: I dunno how!
Scorpion: Quick try asking it!
Sub-Zero: Hey! Hey! Hey kid what's wrong?!
Child!Me: *Not answering, still crying*
Sub-Zero: I thinks it's upset
Scorpion: I got a plan!
Sub-Zero: Do it!
Scorpion: I'll do it! *Throws pie at me*
Child!Me: *Crying still*
Scorpion: What in the world!
Sub-Zero: That always works!
Scorpion: What does it want!?
Sub-Zero: I don't know!
Scorpion: Sing it song!
Sub-Zero: I can't sing!
Scorpion: Sing anyway!
Sub-Zero: What do I sing?
Scorpion: Oh god anything!
Sub-Zero: 365 Damn she fine! Na na na one more time!
Scorpion: Get low, get low [6x]
Both: To the window!
