Scorpion: *Smacking my face* Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
Me: *Asleep*
Sub-Zero: She's not waking up Babe?
Scorpion: No...
Sub-Zero: Then do what I do
Scorpion:...That would be...?
Sub-Zero: Punch her in the boobs
Scorpion: What?! I am not doing that!
Sub-Zero: Okay but you're gonna have to call her school then and explain why she didn't show up
Scorpion: *Thinks for a second*......Aw hell no...*Punches me in the boobs*
Me: MOTHER OF GODS HOLY SHIT!
Scorpion: Rise and shine. You're gonna be late for school
Me:...There's no school
Scorpion:...What?
Me:...Yeah...It's summer vacation
Scorpion:...Dammit
